*makes jokes that connect to my deep lore*
my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess
#the wisest man at the nude beach hides his face not his genitals
Fucking stupid how sonic gets supportive parents without even trying. I’m not mad or anything. Fuck him
being dead and wandering around dream bubbles affords you some interesting opportunities, such as sexually role playing the events leading up to your gruesome death with your actual captor, and finding out you have a living descendant in the worst and most unexpected way possible when he wanders into your dream bubble by mistake.
not pictured, GHB coming in late after completely missing his cue, and proceeding to laugh so hard he cries
fucking losing it at the concept of a reverse Holmes and Watson like there’s this genius journalist who goes around solving crimes and writes about how he does it and then there’s his useless himbo assistant who does fuck all and just follows him around absolutely out of his mind on cocaine
WOSGHFDHFHDHFHDH
BULL PENIS CANE !
Anyway! I got to draw one of my favourite intermission characters for the @eclipse-zine !! it was so much fun!





