bankston:
“This almost made me snort my drink out of my nose.
”

bankston:

This almost made me snort my drink out of my nose.

30-minute-memes:
“like, it’s not even my final form
”

30-minute-memes:

like, it’s not even my final form

bedeviled-dotty:
“ Gift Art - Bedeviled Dotty by PocketyHat
Some wonderful fan art/birthday gift of Dotty!
Note: Any Dotty fan art submitted directly to this blog will be featured on the blog for a week and reblogged to the fan art blog where it will...

bedeviled-dotty:

Gift Art - Bedeviled Dotty by PocketyHat

Some wonderful fan art/birthday gift of Dotty!

Note: Any Dotty fan art submitted directly to this blog will be featured on the blog for a week and reblogged to the fan art blog where it will stay archived. If there is already a fan art posted, the next one will be posted after the week is up for the previous one.

music-thestrongestformofmagic:

Conservatives: lololol those snowflake libtards they get butthurt with anything they’re so easily offended hahahahaha u triggered yet u feminazi??

Gillette: hey so men can act really shitty sometimes but they’re not inherently evil they can be better

Conservatives:

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mymagicgrandpa:

mymagicgrandpa:

It’s here! It’s finally here! My Magic Grandpa’s pilot finally begins!


I’ll be updating the pages to this post every three days since I designed it to be a 10 page update for tumblr’s format.

Welcome to Roseland, based on my home city! (Yes, I have seen people in banana costumes messing with statues, this is just another normal day in Portland)

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Page 9 is here, and so is Coach!

badjokesbyjeff:

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him “Father.”

The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Grace.”

The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Eminence.”

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle “Well…?”

She replies, “My son is a charismatic, 6'2”, hard-bodied male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “My God.”

jakemorph:

MORPHEUS DORPHEUS ORPHEUS

GO EAT SOME WALRUSES

ORFICIES

PORRIDHES

MORPHEUS MORPHEUS 

GO GET TO THE BUFFET AND WALRUSES

CONFIDENCE? CORPSESES

WORSTERSTERSHIRE SAUCE

GO INTO YOUR ORIFICES

RED PILL; BLUE PILL

MORPHEUS; WALRUSES!

sea shells by the sea shore pheus

MORPHEUS DRINKIN A FOURTY IN A DEATH BASKET

tres horny boys the hunger is coming. oh my god they’re wearing fantasy airpods they can’t hear me. oh my god
lokazhena:
“ queeranarchism:
“ smalltownantifa:
“ hipstermarxist:
“ Greek workers, after months without pay, apply austerity cuts on their bosses car ”
Showed this to my brother and he went “bet they won’t have jobs after that”
THEY WEREN’T GETTING...

lokazhena:

queeranarchism:

smalltownantifa:

hipstermarxist:

Greek workers, after months without pay, apply austerity cuts on their bosses car

Showed this to my brother and he went “bet they won’t have jobs after that”

THEY WEREN’T GETTING PAID FOR THEIR WORK ANYWAY!!!!!! THAT’S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT!!!

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Someone print this post out and nail it to Jeff Bezos’ door like the 99 Theses