How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?
Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.
I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29
I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.
this shitbag declares he’ll veto the most important bill in the history of modern usa even if the house passes it.
And in the middle of a pandemic. While saying that healthcare is a human right (that he’ll veto if it’s too expensive).
But $500 billion is fine as a quick fix for wall street
…I flip my phone over because that’s the fastest way to silence it.
Are… are the straights okay?
… I flip my phone over so it lies flat and the notification light doesn’t distract me. The fuck?
I flip my phone over to indicate that Phone Time Is Over and I Am Focused On You lmfao ARE the straights okay???
i flip my phone over bc the porn bots on this site are hell and i’d rather people not see notifications on my phone from bigbootybitches6969penisbutt420 while i’m trying to eat
I flip my phone to spare you from my kinks because I’m nasty AF and you don’t need to be exposed to that
i flip my phone cause i dont trust anyone not to spill something on the screen
i flip my phone over because my wallpaper involves homsetuck vore
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