Silver Tongue
insinirate:
“dekiryu!!
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insinirate:

dekiryu!!

emiliusthegreat:

kc749:

siderealsandman:

princessnijireiki:

elsajeni:

zevveli:

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers

Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.

^That is the most Japanese thing I’ve ever heard

i feel like the greeks had it right when they put coins on the eyes of the deceased so they could pay the fare into the afterlife

astriferaas:

going back to school gonna be like

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ovenroastedtwerkey:

onyxdepths:

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First the coronavirus and now this? Hasn’t the world suffered enough already in 2020?

January, World War 3 fears (War)

February, Australia Wildfires (Death)

March, Coronavirus (Pestilence)

April, James Charles thinks he’s serving (Famine)

speedlimit15:

not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site

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Biden: we need free corona testing and treatment. no one should have to pay for life saving medical services.

Bernie: so you want… free healthcare?

Biden:

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emailmore:

emailmore:

steam used to mean water in the air now it means games. how far weve fallen

stream also used to mean water. jesus christ

insomniac-arrest:

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with all the dance clubs and bars being CLOSED for Coronavirus, it’s time to update your Girls Night Out ladies ;)

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

revenge of the sith is the best star wars film no contest because of its invaluable contribution to internet memes

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these are all so stupid they shouldn’t even be funny AND YET