While sequestered at home, why not indulge in reading some of Mr. Poe’s works? The Masque of the Red Death, perhaps?
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I can’t decide what’s better: elves being a tricked-out version of humans, or the races having similar appearances but completely different physiologies.
An elf goes to a human hospital and the doctors are like holy fuck. You broke our blood typing machine.
“Sir, the results are in, and technically you are a fungus.”
the maple leafs injured both of the hurricanes goalies so they put their fucking zamboni driver in the net LMAO
heβs a 42 year old with a kidney transplant. the hurricanes are currently winning the game
they just won and the entire team is hugging him
To clarify this absolutely embarrassing story. He was the leafs zamboni driver. And played for the hurricanes.






