jitterbugjive:

jtbjsx:

jitterbugjive:

i cant believe i live in a world where a giant fat baby can shut down the government over a tantrum because he’s not getting what he wants 


yep. this is america. nothing but a nightmarish circus show.

I can’t believe you don’t care about border security or human trafficking 

uhhh actually what I care about is the fact that the president is putting a fuck ton of people out of work who are being held hostage with no pay

this man who promised mexico would fund the wall, now holding the government hostage to demand america funds it instead

I just got my food stamps 3 weeks early because of the shut down

That means I will NOT get my food stamps next month and I have to be really careful and ration my fucking food

Also a fucking wall is not going to stop those things from happening and you’re super ignorant if you think that’s all it’s going to take

human trafficking happens in our own godamn country where our own godamn children and citizens are being kidnapped and that aint got nothing to do with the border because no matter where you are people are sick fucks

and for you to say stupid shit like I ‘dont care’ about it just because I don’t like how the president is handling shit like a child who can’t get his way is just more willful ignorance to the fact that how he’s doing this is FUCKING WRONG

also, just throwing this out there, our national security is at even more risk than it was before 9/11 because of the shutdown considering TSA is a federal workforce and many have straight up stopped showing up since theyre not getting paid.

elwurd:

pancake-shmamcake:

squipthirstclub:

squipthirstclub:

squipthirstclub:

squipthirstclub:

there should be a plague inc fandom

devolving a symptom that mutated on its own

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“there are no healthy people left on earth”

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when greenland closes their portsbefore you can infect them:
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daily-betas:
“good salamander best daughter
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daily-betas:

good salamander best daughter

i feel like if anyone became a real life supervillain it would be brian david gilbert

aeritus:
“ I?M SORRY BUT IM SO GAY FOR THEM
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aeritus:

I?M SORRY BUT IM SO GAY FOR THEM


Commissions - RedBubble - ForFansByFans - Buy Me A Coffe

loverlv:

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

bugeyedfreaks:

gfanz4ever:

This has got to be my favorite ending to any episode of all time. 

The ridiculousness of it all.

The narrator.

The voice crack.

I weep at this perfection.

lessonsinsilence:

lordrachaelmarissa:

bando–grand-scamyon:

suitepetite:

nico-incognito:

nerdyblackfangirl:

asinine-sunshine:

GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority.

(Can someone caption this?)

Classroom full of mostly black and brown students:

Black student: [unintelligible—and then]  …and then throwing everything away beneath it because it doesn’t pertain to you. I’m sorry —

White teacher: —you know what, I’m sorry -I’m sorry…

Black student: —No, no, no…I let you talk -I let you talk, you’re gonna let me talk.

[Other students gasps]

White student: Go ahead. Finish.

Black student: I’m sorry that this is the way that it is. You’re right, it is fucked up. But white people control everything…and that’s not fair. And when anybody, any other minority tries to say anything about it or change it, we’re complaining or we’re ungrateful or all this other stuff because we still have this or that. But then you say something about ‘Oh, I don’t want—there’s too many Latinos and there’s too many—’

White teacher: I didn’t say that—

[Various students disagree]

White teacher: I said I want to control the border!

Black student: You said you don’t want this to turn into a Latin country because there’ll be too many 

White teacher: I did not say that.

[Various students disagree]

Student 2: You said you want to preserve the American culture.

Black student: There is no American culture. American culture is EVERYTHING.

[Various students agree]

Random: Mayonnaise!

[Students laugh]

Black student: And because you are white and so closed-minded, you refuse to accept that, you refuse to accept—

White teacher: Don’t tell me I’m closed-minded—

Black student: Everything you’ve said to me is closed-minded.

White teacher: Just because I don’t agree with you doesn’t mean I’m closed-minded.

Black student: You don’t need to agree—I -I’ve had conversations with people that don’t agree with me, but if they at least listen and try to accept—you’re not accepting the truth.

White teacher: Why do I have to accept what you think is right?

Black student: You need to accept the truth! Not what I think is right, what is actually happening right—

White teacher: Well, let me tell you what I think. You said white people have been in control of everything….who is the president of the United States right now?!

Students: A black man!

*Various sounds of incredulity*

Black student: WITH A WHITE CONGRESS! WITH A WHITE SENATE! WITH WHITE EVERYTHING ELSE! HE DOESN’T HAVE THE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING!

Random: GO OFF 

Other Random: GO OFF–

*The class is in an uproar*

Random student: YOU ARE SO PRIVILEGED THAT YOU JUST DON’T SEE IT!

White teacher: Do we have to yell?!

Black student: Yes, because I’m mad.

Reblogging for the captioning. Thanks!

YES, BECAUSE I’M MAD.

This gives me hope. I’m 22. I’m not that old, but I’m assuming I’m older than these students in the video. To see this young intelligent woman school her teacher on white privilege and the affects of white supremacy gives me hope. They are young and using their voice! This is gives me hope ya’ll. 

this👏student👏deserves👏an👏award👏for👏putting👏up👏with👏that👏teacher👏