digitalsnail:

warmups of my dx team

cannotleavehouse:

draeneis:

fundercity:

every lesbian i know loves pirates what’s with that

open chested shirts and siren immunity

Do you have something to share with the class, Victoria?

kween-kaiju:

didney-worl-no-uta:

Y’all mass hysterical hoarders really going to hospitals to STEAL antiviral masks and sanitizers now??? FUCKING CHILL. WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS.

We’ve had to HIDE masks in the triage area of the ED I work at because patients were literally REACHING OVER AND AROUND US to take them, despite us telling them that they don’t need any. People are stealing from legitimately sick patients and healthcare providers out of ignorance.

This shit is getting ridiculous.

chefpyro:

brain: make a final fantasy 14 all star AMV

me: why

brain: just do it it’ll work 

ugotchi:

spongehole:

pussypisces:

pussypisces:

When taller people help you get stuff off the shelf

When your friend helps you stretch in yoga class

When you think about how lucky you are to have people who help you

@demon-space-boi

all-hail-trash-prince:

knightpixie:

knightpixie:

knightpixie:

knightpixie:

oh he’s

*lowers voice*

cisgender

not that there’s anything wrong with that of course. one of my friends is cisgender

he. well you know. he uses the default settings

he uh. he plays the vanilla game if you catch my drift

how do I put this… well he hasn’t updated his software if you know what I mean

hes… you know… untoasted bread

dietcrystalbebsi:

beetledrink:

when i was a toddler i thought god was an imperceivable web of white pulsing membranes stretched over itself a million times and i thought he lived inside the wooden pulpit at my church

Mycelium