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me a slave, bad at my job: you are the fucking man
#that’s not the only thing they wisphered into their ears#so i’ve heard from my latin prof#he said there was an anecdote about julius caesar that the slave told him ‘everyone here knows you’re a bottom’
@enkidusbi why the hell would you leave this in the notes
Great now I gotta kink shame ceasar again here on this blog
the man had 30 guys inserting things into him at once and youre surprised he’s a bottom?
blue diamond said maybe garnet could stand with the pyropes and i blacked out INSTANTLY waking up w this on my screen
my nips have been itching like crazy which means the hormones are working. I can safely say im going through puberty 2
mildlydisconcertingsparrowhawk:
Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor
I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed
america is a dystopia wherein the media constantly tells its people that fucked up shit is good, actually
good news! a pawn shop made a profit from a struggling family!
