dapper-whippersnapper:

“I have probably had more arguments about alignment in the 30 years I’ve been playing the game than anything else in Dungeons & Dragons.

trusten83:

Fuck that bitch Ms. Kuklinski aka Ms. KKK, can suck my dick

pretty sure its 6th grade was just a general grade level. it means the english teacher who was great in general. for me it was my 10th grade english teacher mrs wagoner 

alycs:

alycs:

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

jesuwus:

i really feel like i’m not the only one who experienced this

spiroandthelacktones:

cabwaylingo:

watsonarchetype:

good news everyone. crows no longer need instructions to build tools and have started building them from memory, as well as passing the knowledge onto future generations of crows. oops!

better news everyone. crows have learned to construct these tools from unrelated items! they no longer need to follow the original blueprint they were given and are able to improvise using their surroundings.

Superb you funky little corvids

urfavsleepybitchdisease:

jade harley from homestuck has sleepy bitch disease

requested by anons

cuttleskulls:

william-snekspeare:

hyposensitivity:

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

GG EZ

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argumate:

babyanimalgifs:

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs