Silver Tongue
floralmarsupial:
“Why yes I have read the hs2 update!
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floralmarsupial:

Why yes I have read the hs2 update!

notnoce:

addition: aging open fizzy drinks to ripe perfection on every windowsill of the house

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hey idea: Skoodge bodypillow case

demon-space-boi:

topfakingzim:

borrelia:

it fits over a normal bed pillow because it’s His Shape

im not putting this on my art blog but i did it u-u

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You have given the world a gift, thank you

whatsupbeanie:

One of my earliest memories is dumping a quarter of a cup of water on my sister’s head because I couldn’t tell if the cup was empty (how?? I don’t know). It’s stupid but makes me laugh every time I remember it - kids are so ridiculous. My sis wasn’t even angry at me, just baffled.

justforthedead:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

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One of the world’s most ‘developed’ countries, everyone

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beeprowlz:

“joe bidens gonna win :(“ not if u get out there n fuckin vote! look how close these numbers are. keep in mind it’s about 2000 delegates needed

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unnaturaldecay:
“Nightmare bullies
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unnaturaldecay:

Nightmare bullies