Was playing Odyssey earlier and landed on an island where “kill the alpha animal” popped up and I was like where is this alpha animal, wtf?! Then I found him:
IT’S A LEVEL 62 ROOSTER WHAT THE HECK? DO YOU SEE THOSE DEAD SCATTERED BODIES IN THE BACKGROUND? WHAT WERE THESE CHICKENS DOING?!
chickens need protein too!
if you beat this chicken, the loot near by is mace called poultry pestle and it reads “winner winner chicken dinner”
old videogame commercials are wild. the way the first kid describes the game makes it seem like pitfall harry sent him on a cross country trip to steal something that accidentally summoned a demon that he had to fight in a music contest.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
