Hey guys I know Spider Gwen has a really cool design and all but please remember she’s a middle schooler. If you sexualize her I’m gonna have to repossess your teeth.
Barry Bluejeans: hey y’all welcome back to my wonderland speedrun challenge
“What I’m doing here is the door glitch exploit. Unfortunately I have to cycle through all these other random assets before I get to it, but in the end it saves more frames than completing the round normally. Normally I’d just clip through the wall but the way this place is programmed is every zone is just the same room and the next game is swapped in each round.
You might have noticed throughout this run I’ve been absorbing a lot of necrotic energy generated from my friends’ misery; that’s going to end up pretty essential for surviving the last boss. The hard part is going to be at the end when I have to convince the other players to follow me to a cave where I can load my second form, because if that doesn’t work well it really costs you the whole run”
i feel like i don’t have the capacity to convey exactly why the video is so funny. you’d go watch it because you'dve heard of the meme, and mostly you heard the ‘half-A press’ part and you’d be like wtf is a half-A press
but then also, at it’s height, there were just utterly incomprehensible in-jokes that were impossible to understand if you didn’t watch the full video. so you’d go watch the video, to finally learn what the fuck a half-A press is. but that part of the video is really only the first, like, 3 minutes
so you learn what a half-A press is, yay! finally! but then he just fuckin goes right on talking, and suddenly you’re learning about scuttlebugs and their homes, and the longer the video goes the more insane each subject he explains is. suddenly you’re learning how to charge up enough speed by dancing in a corner for 2 hours so you can make mario jump off this plane of existence exactly far enough so he doesn’t end up in the cold, unforgiving void of Nothingness
also just the format of him casually explaining something on top of footage and then being like AND HERE’S HOW IT WORKS and the panflute music comes on again and it’s like you’ve just been sat down at a grade schooler’s desk and you’re too big to fit and it’s really awkward but he’s already explaining the teleportation thing and you gotta take notes or you’re not gonna past the test tomorrow
there was nothing that could prepare me for the absolute raw, visceral line of “you’re probably wandering what i need all this speed for, after all i was building speed for 12 hours. but to answer than, first we need to talk about parallel universes”
If you told me that in 2019 the government would have been shutdown for over 20 days because of the wall funding AND that Clemson not only won the Championship BUT the President of the United States would serve them McDonalds, Wendys. Burger King and Pizza Hut…I would not have believed you. Its straight up, like an article from theonion
Imagine winning the championship and you’re invited to the white house only to walk into the room to find cold fast food had been served. I mean COME ON
They’ve got fine china and this poor guy is struggling to pick up a piece of pizza with…tongs. THEY DIDN’T EVEN TAKE ANYTHING OUT OF THE BOX
At the same time this is sad, disrespectful and trashy but like…I find it hilarious that this even happened.
EDIT: I CAN’T BREATHE THEY PUT THE PACKETS OF SAUCES IN THESE FANCY DISHES
his big brag for this one was he “paid for all the food himself” because the white house cooks are furloughed (because of him you know) but are you telling me that this dude who is supposedly a billionaire couldnt afford to pay a few chefs for the night? my dude that is fucked
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
