kipplekipple:

nerdymouse:

pregnantseinfeld:

mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?

If you are paying taxes it’s impossible to “mooch” off of the government. It’s just going “hey, remember that money I gave you? It’s your turn to help me out now.”

It is always impossible to mooch off the government. It is the government’s job to look after its people.

im-homestuck-and-i-cant-get-up:

miss-serket:

ya’ll why does this one nebula kinda look like jade harley 

i mean

can you see it? heres a shitty little outline

SHES REAL AND SHE **IS** SPACE

Alternatively: 

flickerman:

most men are just some guy

heroofthreefaces:

cinemapix:

Detective Pikachu (2019) dir. Rob Letterman

this was my “my god, that was only last year?” 2020 moment

askmerriauthor:

@techmomma

charamells:

Type swap

wayneradiotv:

my four sons. Smell, Wind, Water Mist, and Heat. love you boys

Everything changed when the heat attacked

thyrell:

nicol–bolas:

thyrell:

nicol–bolas:

*gets inside your mind*

* makes you gay*

*leaves*

*does not let you leave*

what am i supposed to do in here

do it again. make me gayer.

stan when he outwitted bill

lunacornfan2k21:

captain-snark:

catchymemes:

Do you think this type of content brings physical pain to antivaxxers?

As a chemist this is instant serotonin

janedoe297-art:

“Oh Beau, Beau, Beau/ Eyes so blue and hair so shorn on the sides (…)”

Yeah I Am trying to manifest beauyasha

Oh, this could be a good post to plug my Twitter @ Janedoe2971