Silver Tongue

mikkeneko:

full-moon-phoenix:

glitch-h:

Ive never seen avatar the last airbender but here is my understanding of the plot based on tumblr

-the avatar is important bc he can bend all the elements and no one else can. There hasnt been one for a while and the fire nation is taking over

-a couple of siblings find a boy trapped in ice he’s like 9 and bald and the last airbender. Also he’s the avatar and they know this somehow

-siblings are like “well guess we have another brother” and they start on a journey to teach him how to avatar correctly. They ride A giant flying fluffy thing not unlike the luckdragon from neverending story

-meanwhile in the fire nation we’ve got todoroki minus the ice (zuko) and his mean dad sends him to find the avatar thinking that he’ll definitely fail. I think his dad also tries to kill him. He’s obsessed with honor. Zuko’s nice uncle is worried. Todoroki didn’t get a nice uncle Zuko is lucky in that department. Zuko is unlucky in most other departments

-when zuko finds the avatar he ends up joining up with him ? And he goes from having a weird bald+ponytail hairstyle to 2000s emo kid who just discovered mcr hairstyle. It looks nice on him.

-at some point sokka has a gf who turns into the moon. I am unclear on whether or not sokka is a bender. “That’s rough, buddy” says Zuko like a king

-zuko’s sister was also abused by their dad but didnt get a redemption arc but instead goes batshit. Me too, sis

-i think zuko kills his dad or am i thinking of Lotor

-zuko should kill his dad. Todoroki should also kill his dad. Death to abusers 2020

-im getting off track

-theres a blind girl that can bend metal and that’s a big deal

-there is no war in ba sing se. I do not know where this fits in but based on the memes that line is used in i have a feeling there is in fact war in ba sing se

-i dont know how the series ends

Congratulations, Tumblr! We explained to this guy the whole show using only memes!

“ i have a feeling there is in fact war in ba sing se ”

gatekid3:
“ I started this a whiiiile back, but never knew how to go about finishing it. The garnet bit as a bit weird in some spots but overall i like it. especially with the ice and fire bits.
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gatekid3:

I started this a whiiiile back, but never knew how to go about finishing it. The garnet bit as a bit weird in some spots but overall i like it. especially with the ice and fire bits.

you know whats pretty sexy right now? voting
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vsemily:
“we gonna unionize freddy’s
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vsemily:

we gonna unionize freddy’s

fantasysamsclub:
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ubercharge:

sindri42:

bettsplendens:

dallasrecklessandrelentless:

That fuckin smile at the end

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

yourocdoeswhat:

What’s your typical OC. Mine is a bisexual with dark hair n eyes

rowdy girl with pixie cut

sinnomine-deactivated20220221:

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I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life

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Do You Know What Children Are

They don’t have jobs, nor do they pay for rent, utilities, or food. That’s the textbook definition of a freeloader.

no it’s the textbook definition of “children”

“why isn’t this 3 year old paying rent? fucking freeloader i dont know why i keep you around”

children didnt make the choice to be born. the parents did.

tepig-the-transmed:

gyungmi-overwatch:

tepig-the-transmed:

larvinya:

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long????

fool, that is the embodiment of death

death incarnate: shows himself to be a black cat, ominous and dreadful

me: hehe flufy worm boy, long man jenkins