Silver Tongue

thantos1991:
nudityandnerdery:
maplehoofs:
spinach-productions:
prokopetz:
Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.
Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.
Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.
Picking up litter and helping direct traffic
SMOKEY THE BEAR
“Oh my gods… Who built this orphanage on the middle of the night? This… This… This is all up to building code!”
“It has all of its permits!”
@probablybadrpgideas !!

margbarcis:

postmarxed:
c-bassmeow:
If Bernie did ANY of these things he’d be DONE. Yet these candidates can get away with anything. Biden literally lied about his civil rights efforts and warren attacked everyone and their mom for having super pacs (Bernie does not have a super pac) yet now has the largest super pac in the entire race. yet the media does not do its job.
Bernie does technically have 2 PACs supporting him but one of them is National Nurses United, the largest union of registered nurses in the country, and the other is Sunrise Movement, a youth led climate change organization. Not really comparable with the billionaire funded PACs the other campaigns have.
also: PACs are not super PACs

alonzotheeboy:

astralyehga:
sagolii-sandcat:
themagicalmistermistofelees:
alonzotheeboy:
where’s her foot
I swear to god I thought this was a photoshop of the cats from Cats put in Bloodborne. I’m still not convinced it isn’t.
Wait… It’s not? It has to be tho? Like, the lighting is off and the terrain is odd and she’s missing her foot tho..?
that’s CATS 2019 for ya, baby

and-magical-cats:

snowhite-dahlia:
verycooltrash:
wise man of the mountain
old doodle bitch is that you
WELL OF ALL THINGS, CAN IT BE REALLY??

the jellicle leader of the mountains

daily-joker:

#WHERE’S HIS GODDAMN ELECTRIC CAR, BRUCE

elpiso:

kadywicker:
the 4 gay representation horsemen of the apocalypse:
a cop
a villain who’s shown to be more ~unhinged by their attraction to the same gender. bonus points if they’re homoerotically obsessed with the protagonist/someone in general who doesn’t return their feelings 😔
Dead
blink and you’ll miss it in the background for 3 seconds and there’s 500 articles written by buzzfeed about why this is a huge step forward for The Gays
war pestilence death and famine in order

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:
Me: *arrives home totally plastered*
Friend: You know you’re supposed to water down that kind of wine right
Me: *throws bread at them* It was the Song Dynasty. I was right. Frick you.
what-even-is-thiss:
Me: *sitting on top of a building during the beheading of Marie Antoinette*
Me: *pulls a bag of popcorn and some peasant bread out of my backpack*
Roof climbing child: Who are you?
Me: Someone on a roof. *hands them some bread*
Child: Why are you dressed like that?
Me: Because I can.
what-even-is-thiss:
Me: *struts onto a Polynesian canoe in a Star Wars t-shirt*
Me: What do you guys eat on these things? Fish?
Sailor: What the f*ck are you and where did you come from we’re in the middle of the ocean
Me: Can I have that fruit
Sailor: No. Absolutely not.
Me: Fair. *jumps overboard with my hydro flask*
what-even-is-thiss:
Me: *walks into the Song Dynasty with a backpack and a hydro flask*
Me: Hey have you guys invented paper money yet?
Woman washing clothes: What are you talking about? Who are you?
Me: *takes a sip of my Ancient Greek wine I’m keeping in my hydro flask* Do you have paper money?
Woman: I suppose?
Me: Sweet. *walks off*
what-even-is-thiss:
Me: *banging pots and pans in the street in the middle of the Mali empire*
Me: WHERE’S THE SALT???
Random passerby: What is a European doing this far south
Other rando: Yelling about salt apparently.
what-even-is-thiss:
Me: *struts up to an Inca temple in bright green sunglasses*
Me: Hey guy of knowing stuff what do you know can I see your dead kings
Ancient Inca man: Are you sent from the gods to annoy me
Me: Nope, I’m doing this for free.
what-even-is-thiss:
Me: *rolls up to a merchant in ancient Athens on Heelys and sipping a Starbucks*
Me: Yo where’s your horribly dense wine I’ve got coin
Merchant: What on earth are you wearing
Me: It’s called pants.
Merchant: I hate that.

lynxgriffin:

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New Paper Trail part today! Short but sweet, since we finally get to spend some time with Noelle! And too bad people already ignore whatever the Warrior is babbling about.
New part will be along soon!
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