[image description: a full-color comic starting with Duck Newton pacing back and forth in a parking lot. He’s a thin, light-skinned man with short dark brown hair, glasses and a five o’clock shadow. He’s wearing dark green pants and a gray sweater. He repeatedly checks his digital watch as it turns from 6:13 to 6:14. As soon as it does, Minerva appears. She’s the spectral, blue form of a bald woman, and her arms are extended as she approaches Duck.
Minerva: Duck Newton, let’s be swift, eh? Only a few moments–are you ready to begin your training? Duck: Alright, here’s the first thing I wanted to show ya…check this out.
Minerva smiles as Duck leaps into the air, letting out a grunt and doing a jump-kick with a determined grimace. There’s a coiled-up sword attached to his belt, now visible. Minerva’s smile fades.
Duck: …is that anything? ‘Cause I did it, and it felt like something, but I don’t know if that’s anything. Minerva: (touching her chin thoughtfully) …It looked rad, and it might scare your opponent into… maybe wavering for a moment, giving you an opportunity to strike them with your blade. But you’ve just taken up one of our three minutes with it, so I think…keep praciticing–
Duck interrupts Minerva by whipping the sword, Beacon, at her. He swings the blade around and dodges as she swipes a hand at him, then hits her with the blade and she falls to the ground. She smiles up at him, saying, “Oh-ho! Duck Newton, you have been practicing!” end description.]
let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them
everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy
Not a rock THE ARKENSTONE
Why just one rock Why not three Why not the silmarils
things ytp has immortalized as the absolute apexes of comedy:
the sound of glass breaking when something collides with a surface that isnt made of glass
random sharp increases in volume
reversing a word in the middle of it being said
reversing someone running/falling as its happening
audiovisual stuttering
amazingly coherent sentence mixing that makes no sense
screaming
overlaying cdi characters for half a second whenever someone says something like “boy” or “dinner”
Getting random midwestern teenagers into small movie studio levels of video editing & animation by putting CD-I mario wherever the hell they can put him
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
