Really Useful Life Hacks

notunprepared:

pvwitch:

winelandcounty:

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THIS WAS REALLY JARRING TO MY BRAIN AND I FORGOT WHAT DECADE WE ARE IN

The worst thing is that all of these would’ve been legit helpful twenty years ago.

diamondbubbles:

“She’s pretty smart and pretty good at magic for such a small filly, so foalsitting her was always fun! I loved seeing her learn new things because she’d be so happy and excited to share what she learned to her mother.” -✉️ Derpy ✉️

proficiency-in-brewers-supplies:
“Is this meme still relevant
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proficiency-in-brewers-supplies:

Is this meme still relevant

vampireapologist:

groot-scamander:

vampireapologist:

groot-scamander:

vampireapologist:

i can’t stop thinking about that post about spiderman having a patreon. would he have benefit tiers? $1 guarantees weekly videos of him doing backflips somewhere Very Up High. Monthly goal is his rent with a promise like “if i have the bare minimum a human being needs to survive i guess I can keep fighting crime which is cool. mutually beneficially.” rumor has it that once someone sent him $1000 directly on ko-fi and he showed up at a birthday party but who knows.

$1 Access to Spiderman’s snapchat.

Spider-Man seems like the kinda guy to show up to a kid’s birthday party solely to surprise children and eat cake, so whoever allegedly paid $1000 to do what he probably was already planning to do is either very kind or a fool

oh no he crashes children’s birthday parties all the time and gets party favor baggies. this was a 21st birthday party which was very stressful bc he kept stumbling over trying to politely refuse drinks bc he’s a good kid but while also not revealing he’s legally too young to drink

Even better: just… a montage of Spidey’s excuses for why he can’t drink

“Sorry guys, can’t drink and swing”

“I’m, uh, the designated web-slinger!”

“I actually just finished consuming the liquified remains of a few carjackers, so I’m good thanks”

“…i can’t risk it harming my eggsac?”

“…no mouth”

NO MOUTH

dreamingofbabylon:

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

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frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

pixelppeach:

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Here’s my submission for @whatpumpkin‘s comic contest!

I wanted to combine Homestuck and Hiveswap a little bit with this one. This panel (#4524) sort of started the ball rolling and I was thinking about babysitter Roxy’s backstory and I read a bunch of zodiac constellation myths on wikipedia and things got a little intense? So enjoy I guess.

It’s almost 3 am. I don’t have much to say for myself. I’ve sacrificed a lot of sleep for this thing so I figure I should post it. 

I’m gunna go sleep now.

Bonus panel:

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larkiaquail:

thehighwayphantom:

cornfield-cryptid:

cruzfucker69:

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad

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why the fuck is this so funny

toastpotent:

thetyrannosaur:

strider17:

frida–y:

no mercy from vinny

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the normal wanted system actually doesn’t apply to this guy. you can do whatever you want to him without getting in any trouble as long as you make it quick. I hogtied him and tossed him in the bay lol

that’s fucking GREAT news

tariqah:

derpyslurpy-da-derp-master:

hoeswithclothes:

lagonegirl:

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https://www.gofundme.com/help-tatyana-hargrove

My blood is boiling. Racism is out of control in this country! Where are all the white Feminists huh?

Oh fuck no!

i want to punch something. preferably a racist cop. in the fucking face.

It’s been 18 months and they still haven’t met their goal