meganphntmgrl:

jade-kyo:

positive-memes:

Caught being good (again!)

I feel like Reeves is one of the few genuinely good people left in the world of celebrities

To my understanding Reeves lives in a nice but relatively small apartment and only keeps enough of his paychecks from each movie to live comfortably, maintain a cushion, and take the occasional vacation, and then he just gives the rest away without fanfare to people who need that money. He’s living the kind of lifestyle I feel like a lot of us would be happy to have with access to that kind of money.

peripheralsanity:

veemo and woomy boys

keplercryptids:

qobot:

“this is what i really look like. just thought you should know now, in case that changes… anything… for you”

you ever think about how taako and lup are less identical now bc of wonderland and cry a little

[image description: a drawing of Taako from the waist up against a white background. He’s a thin elf with an olive complexion, faint freckles and voluminous waist-length blond hair that’s dark at the roots. He’s wearing a light blue halter top that says “From TV.” His hands are clasped and there are dark circles under his eyes. He’s looking straight ahead with a slightly worried expression.]

tcup-chipped:

mellenabrave:

aphonicgod:

gehayi:

ladyoftheteaandblood:

antyc67:

earlgreytea68:

faedreamer:

thevoluntaryist:

volcel-official:

trenchcoats-anonymous:

I can smell the entitlement in the air

Oregon was a mistake

Oregon, what you doin???

I think I am most bewildered by how many people seem to think that you spend the rest of the day reeking of gas fumes if you touch a gas pump. Do they think you pour the gas all over yourself…? Why are these gas fumes clinging to you through your day such that you will not be fit to be around other humans…? 

I didn’t even know there were places left that let you pump your own gas.

@antyc67 in Britain we pump our own.

I didn’t know there were any stations left where people don’t pump their own gas.  Every gas station I’ve ever seen has been self-service since the 1970s.

I’ve lived in Central Michigan my entire life and i have never heard of people just….not pumping their gas……i’m so fucking confused.

Oregon: You expect us to pump our own gas like peasants? :/

The entire rest of the world:

naruting:

jocklee:

how is all the naruto kids gonna look like shit in their 30s but gai sensei, nearly 50 yrs old, can still get it ???

the fucking exit sign 

madamebomb:

flower-lesbienne:

gunsandfireandshit:

casbean:

harryngtonewithyourshit:

beardedchrisevans:

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

good

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

Shout out to Harry Hill

You’re doing good work, Harry.

hexpress:

anz100:

carbonfiberpersonality:

Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*

Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*

I’m Californian and I have the balls to do this.

californian found dead wearing a murrsuit in a 2003 honda civic after encountering black ice for the first time and careening off of I-95

shucktsubo:

ginger-ale-official:

musclemancer:

ginger-ale-official:

musclemancer:

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

hi “ginger-ale-official”.

thanks for your comment on my post.

except, no thanks.

your heart will stop beating at 9:10 PM EST on 2018/04/30

make the best of your remaining time!

Venus :)

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

I am witnessing a conversation between two gods.

feenyxblue:

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

bpdmemes:

Alexa release the serotonin

“Releasing neurotoxin.”

“ALEXA, NO-”

Portal(2007)