kingcoughsyrup:

urfavstansvriska:

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vladimir lenin from voltron: legendary defender stans vriska!

this post sucker punches you 3 times 

herr-hornhead:

benepla:

anyone: discord

normal internet denizens who have friends: Oh yes, the chat application that replaced skype a long time ago, I spend much of my time socializing on there

me: i;gm howling at the moon

anyone: tiktok

normal ppl well-versed in internet culture: Oh yes, the short video hosting app that’s gained popularity in the wake of vine’s demise as a platform for video memes that I know all about and watch regularly

me: tik tok,. on the clock, but the party dont stop no,

blackberrywidow:

science-husband:

loki-tony-peter:

peterssquill:

peterssquill:

thor would be pissed that he missed the dinosaurs tbh 

thor: you have 7 phds, can you find a way to resurrect them?
bruce: there’s literally six movies proving what a terrible idea that is
thor: you don’t have all the facts
bruce: which are?
thor: i love them 

Wait if the Jurassic Park movies exist in the MCU… I want Thor to watch them with Bruce and ask why the Grandmaster is in them. Bruce is confused but looks at who Thor is pointing at before just… “holy shit…”

*Bruce 3 hours later*

Bruce: Tony listen! Geff Goldbloom is an immortal alien god! Tony where are you going? Come back! This is important!

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Tony the next time he sees Jeff Goldbloom at a party: Oh man, you won’t believe what my buddy told me the other day. He thinks you’re some kind of immortal alien god and that you held him prisoner in space. Can you believe that? Wild.

Jeff:

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Originally posted by trapstrblog

sallyyates:

Be vigilant, people. 2020 is closer than you think, and I’ve already been seeing suspicious “joke” posts, anti-Democrat “memes,” and interview quotes and screenshots purposely taken out of context. We cannot have a repeat of 2016. We just cannot.

If you see someone on here or on Twitter saying things like “both sides are the same” or “Democrats and Republicans both have issues regarding ______,” assume it’s from a planted Russian troll or a blatant MAGA member.

Please post the really terrible one
Anonymous

incorrectfmadialogue:

You asked for it

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neproxrezi:

i need the world to keep not ending until the finished deltarune comes out because i bet itll have a new mix of megalovania and itll slap your nuts clean off

whyyoustabbedme:

Why in the word would you need a license just to braid hair?

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i-dont-know-consistency:

distac:

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*John Munlaney voice*: Hear me out, he gets to say fuck and the main villain is a horse, but get this, in a hospital

I would watch the fuck out of this