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ao3sburbanite:
“ ryderdai:
“ the-pump-king:
“ morphimus:
“ charlesoberonn:
“ charlesoberonn:
“ queen-of-dirt:
“ charlesoberonn:
“ notaboyscout:
“ charlesoberonn:
“ memory-thought:
“ charlesoberonn:
“ updogonline:
“”
It took me 3 watches to realize...

ao3sburbanite:

ryderdai:

the-pump-king:

morphimus:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

queen-of-dirt:

charlesoberonn:

notaboyscout:

charlesoberonn:

memory-thought:

charlesoberonn:

updogonline:

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It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.

I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid.

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.

This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.

it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA.

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y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.

I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.

American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last.

Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.

Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.

Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.

Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.

Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes.

Read this article.

https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality

Then watch this video.

Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that?

It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️

This always bugged me when people in American TV punch holes in walls, too. If you punched one of the walls in the UK you would break your hand, even if it’s just an internal wall.

IS THAT THE MOTHERFUCKIN WINX CLUB

wandering-sooty-deactivated2023:

manywinged:

traditionalist: the knight saves the princess and slays the dragon

feminist: the princess saves herself and slays the dragon, who is a metaphor for toxic masculinity

del toroist: the princess and the dragon fall in love and slay the knight, who is a metaphor for war, bigotry and/or toxic masculinity

Shrekist: the knight saves the princess but doesn’t slay the dragon (it’s on his to do list), the dragon and the knight’s noble steed fall in love and it’s a metaphor for Disney bad

so the dude who runs the lofi hip hop channel got (temporarily) banned so the stream finally stopped

elli-needs-a-break:

2d-shitposts:

johnnyjoestarsbugbitingfetish:

rneowth:

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13,165 hours

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549 days or nearly TWO YEARS

She finally took a break from studying

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infernallegaycy:
“ anicream:
“ Miss mysterious,
Who are you?
Who’s the girl behind those eyes?
Just a stranger in disguise…
”
[id: an illustration of lucretia passing a frame reflecting her younger self. current lucretia has short white hair, and...

infernallegaycy:

anicream:

Miss mysterious,

Who are you?

Who’s the girl behind those eyes?

Just a stranger in disguise…

[id: an illustration of lucretia passing a frame reflecting her younger self. current lucretia has short white hair, and younger lucretia has dark hair back in a bun; they both have dark skin and are wearing robes. current lucretia, clutching her white oak staff, is turned away from the viewer to watch her younger self, surrounded by birds and trees and looking happy and at peace. /end id.]

executiveoutcomes:
“ hail-thesun:
“ mapsontheweb:
“Witch democratic candidate is leading in polls by state as of February 20th 2020
”
WITCH CANDIDATE!?
” ”

executiveoutcomes:

hail-thesun:

mapsontheweb:

Witch democratic candidate is leading in polls by state as of February 20th 2020

WITCH CANDIDATE!?

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ask-team-rush:
“ theonetruenators:
“ miloucomehome:
“ pokemonmasterkimba:
“ pokemonmasterkimba:
“ darkpuck:
“ atopfourthwall:
“ pokemonmasterkimba:
“ Somebody kill me
Each Jenny has a different symbol on their hat
And I don’t know which one to do for...

ask-team-rush:

theonetruenators:

miloucomehome:

pokemonmasterkimba:

pokemonmasterkimba:

darkpuck:

atopfourthwall:

pokemonmasterkimba:

Somebody kill me

Each Jenny has a different symbol on their hat

And I don’t know which one to do for my cosplay…

…Holy crap, how did I never notice this before?

So THAT’S how Brock knows!

All the Joy’s are different, too. Their crosses are each different colors.

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#I thought the Nurse Joy one only happened recently though #like in the new seasons

Nope. While blue and pink repeated a few times, generally each Joy had a different color city to city.

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These are all from season 1 & 2 Nurse Joys.

Oh good god.

holy fucking shit how did no one else notice this it’s been like tEN FUCKING YEARS

Welp, I just learned something new. And I was in this fandom for 13 years.

i mean, this is how brock could tell them apart

denverfarmboy:
“ skitzofreak:
“ historium:
“An editorial cartoon about the anti-vaccination movement from the 1930s
”
From the 1930s ”
WOW! It’s True, the more things change, the more stupid people stay the same! ”
whats really wild is that anti...

denverfarmboy:

skitzofreak:

historium:

An editorial cartoon about the anti-vaccination movement from the 1930s

From the 1930s

WOW! It’s True, the more things change, the more stupid people stay the same!

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whats really wild is that anti everything caricature looks eerily similar to roger stone a few years ago

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like he’s literally dressed like a political cartoon representing corruption and ignorance.

I'd like to hear more about the zora's culture, do they resemble BOTW's designs or the OOT desings? I'm not sure if I've missed this or not, so sorry if I have
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earthnashes:

Anything in specific about Zora culture ya wanna know or do ya’ll just want me to go with whatever comes to my mind?

As for your question, it’s a safe bet for any and all the designs that they’re based on BotW’s stuff primarily. I like the designs of the races from BotW the best and while I do tend to mix the designs sometimes, I use BotW as the basis of which I work off of for my own headcanon designs/redesigns. To show off the general idea of what each of the main races looks like in my headcanon:

Gorons:

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Gerudo:

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Zora:

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Rito:

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Twili:

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Hylians:

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incorrectfmaquotes:
“ goodeye-cyborg:
“ Based on this post by @incorrectfmaquotes
Uh… I’m still not good at digital art and I am moderately sorry about what I’ve done here
”
Oh my gosh, this quote, I can’t believe I managed to repress forget this...

incorrectfmaquotes:

goodeye-cyborg:

Based on this post by @incorrectfmaquotes

Uh… I’m still not good at digital art and I am moderately sorry about what I’ve done here

Oh my gosh, this quote, I can’t believe I managed to repress forget this quote. I’m dying, what a wonderful drawing!!