halfling hybrids
the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me
the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅
Delete this account immediately.
“Stop following me! You aren’t really my twin sister.”
I love how the bird acts like they aren’t following them when the cat turns around
it wants….to pull that tail……. its corvid instincts demand it
Concept: fairy tale where the wicked step-parent (who is of course also some sort of warlock) transforms the princess into a swan, as one does, but rather than running off to mope around in a lake and be beautifully tragic, the princess decides to stick around the palace and cause problems on purpose.
It is a beautiful day in the palace, and you are a horrible swan princess.
my-gender-is-glow-in-the-dark:
MILLENNIALS ARE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING IT’S GETTING SO OLD
The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.
millennials shot versace
millennials killed off the dinosaurs
Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.
Cain was a millennial
Millennial caused the Great Permian Extinction
The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with floating colony of ocean millennials.
Millennials stabbed Caesar.
10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For
Millennials responsible for the assasinations of JFK and Abraham Lincoln? Click to doscover the true story
Shock study proves millennials started the Great Fire of London, 1966. Here’s how that effects you
Millennials were responsible for the most recent gallifreyan genocide
“Most recent”
Omfg 😆
Millennials turned the waters red and brought a plague of locusts and blotted out the Sun
