andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

I enjoy that Breath of the Wild has a thermometer because it allows me to know with precision that I’m making Link walk through -17 degree farenheit weather just so if I can see if there’s anything on the top of the mountain. There was not. I also enjoy that Zelda pops into my head to tell me whenever the blood moon arrives because it shows that she can contact me, she is aware of the passage of time, and she would like to inform Link that another month has passed, should Link care to come down from the mountain and please kill Ganon at some point.

Zelda holding back Ganon by sheer willpower alone, watching as Link elsewhere in the world dies after flying off a cliff while he was trying to pop a wheelie on his magic motorcycle as he murdered mountain goats for meat he didn’t need

afallenwolf:

silver-tongues-blog:

afallenwolf:

Why do Dragons have treasure hordes?

Their giant flying fire breathing reptiles what do they need gold for? And saying it’s shiny and they’re greedy isn’t an answer

maybe they use silver to clean themselves and gold to create a solid but malleable nest for their eggs?

Holy shit a dragon nest forged out of gold and gems! No wonder they’d think they’re superior. The first thing they ever see is a shimmering expanse.

i mean, they arent wrong in thinking theyre superior.

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I don’t usually take requests but scenecore is good ok

leon-the-artificer:

griffin: it turns and swallows you whole

crowd: [screams]

griffin: no it’S NOT ONE OF THOSE THINGS

crowd: [cracks up]

griffin: you bunch a’…

griffin: MY FUCKING DAD IS HERE

griffin: HE’S HERE AND ON STAGE

griffin: DON’T EXPOSE HIM TO THIS

rainsweet:

will always reblog this story

thesyzygysystem:

“You’re too young to be disabled!”

This is a shock. A revelation. Before today I had never known my age.

My disability realizes it has chosen the wrong body. It slowly slips off of me and slinks away, in search of an older body to haunt. My wheelchair disintegrates into nothingness. I am free.

chesh-r-schrodinger:

flavoracle:

thenatsdorf:

Chunk of ice rounded off by river current. [full video]

Step here to trigger the boss battle with the River Serpent God.

momo-de-avis:

doggos-with-jobs:

Look how sad he is

We did it, white people found a way to be racist with dogs

kumateddi:

anyway