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theminttu:
“tfw you believe in somebody so much they become a god
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theminttu:

tfw you believe in somebody so much they become a god

herbgerblin:

Local Old Man Uses Street Cred to Terrorize Youths

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Off-Brand World Landmarks

insomniac-arrest:

Great Pyramids, but they’re the Bass Pro Shop in Tennessee

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Eiffel Tower, but it’s the cowboy version in Paris Texas

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London’s Tower Bridge, but it’s the replica in Suzhou China (it has twice as many towers lol)

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The Statue of Liberty, but its in the Netherlands and she’s holding a can of beans (I’m serious) 

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The Statue of Liberty again, but she’s in Spain and holding TWO torches, damn

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The Taj Mahal but it’s in Bangladesh and it’s pink and like, I’m sorry, but like, really cute

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The Great Sphinx, but it’s in China and also Iron Man is there

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itsaweegee:

So there’s a mod called Super luigi odyssey that lets you play as Luigi and it’s amazing

Also not to get too thirsty on here or anything but luigi in a tux is amazing/a giant blessing

nudityandnerdery:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

awed-frog:

Fuck, that’s actually true: “Mr Kissinger, who allegedly orchestrated the mass bombing in Cambodia in 1969 and in Vietnam and Laos in the 1970s as secretary of state under Richard Nixon…was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 1973 for his efforts to conclude the Vietnam War. The award was described by critics as a move which ‘made political satire obsolete’. The Vietnam war was not over until 1975.”

The critic who said that was Tom Lehrer, who was known for political and social satire music (I highly recommend you look him up, he’s hilarious) and it actually did cause him to just.. stop. 

I’ll always defer to Anthony Bourdain on the topic:

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everythingstarstuff:
“ When you pspspspsps into the void, sometimes it pspspspsps’s back.
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everythingstarstuff:

When you pspspspsps into the void, sometimes it pspspspsps’s back.

confusedbyinterface:

thatheckinjade:

chongoblog:

kevv:

jaymonoto:

why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”

me when i eat soup lol

the fuck kinda soup you eatin?

some really good fuckin’ soup

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turing-tested:

turing-tested:

arrange a viable sburb session (has to include time and space players) that only consists of you and 3 other US presidents living or dead. who do you pick

i thought it was implied but you have to state what their classpects are when you pick them

me (rogue of heart)
Obama (knight of hope)
FDR (mage of time)
Lincoln (Heir of space)

funnymemes-and-kinkydreams:

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you know what they say

love blooms on the battlefield