thenonbinaryspacegem:

insurrectionarycompassion:

internet-recluse:

meatthawsmoth:

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She’s doing a great job

I mean getting the government running is a priority RN. I’m sure Dems will get to it in time

Like they got around to closing Gitmo right?

the bill wasnt to fund ICE by itself the bill was to FUND THE GOVERNMENT PERIOD. Like seriously voting no to stop funding the government specifically to stop ICE from being funded is 1. not actually going to deal with the problem of abolishing ICE and 2. Only will continue to harm those who are affected by the shutdown. Like those whos families need the welfare programs that the bill voted to fund??

 If we want to abolish ICE you dont do that by just saying ‘hi i vote to stop funding it’ once?? it takes LEGISLATION and WORK. Not just voting on one bill that isnt even focused on the issue at hand. 

this is such a bullshit outrage piece and yall keep falling for it. incredible. 

brbdaly-a:

girlpillz:

huh

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we’re so proud of her!

bloosbabes:

Thinking about what fuckin time period my ocs live in is weird

Like I imagine they got cellphones and shit and cars but like. It’s a fantasy setting. It’s not like smartphones and shit. Not super duper advanced

The 80s/90s idk

shrekpunk

blackwatchguide:

Oh Hanzo, youre in for a treat :-)

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cuddlewars:

aheadfullofglassbees:

elvensemi:

elvensemi:

elvensemi:

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

I’m horrified at myself because I randomly decided on 4:12AM for an obscure and horrible hour in the morning, but after I posted I glanced down at the clock and 

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did i just vaguepost about myself

There are two things I love about this post: 

  • the number of people who are, with apologies, That Friend
  • the fact it keeps getting splorts of notes every day at 4:12am

@theradioblahblah

@worm-komaeda

butchpersephone:
“a doodle to cheer me up a little
”

butchpersephone:

a doodle to cheer me up a little

whynotfabulous:

meradorm:

I like the idea that Lucretia started a family, she just chose not to tell the THB or introduce them to each other because it was hard for her to get close to people who don’t remember her

After they get their memories back it’s no longer an issue but Lucretia just fucking forgot

And so she assumes they all met at some point and the gang just thinks Lucretia prefers being a bachelorette so they don’t say anything, and Lucretia’s still a little reclusive so this goes on longer than you’d reasonably expect it to

But one day they’re all at dinner together and she says “I won’t be coming next Thursday, my wife will be furious if I miss one of our daughters’ recitals”

Pandemonium. Pandemonium at that table.

Magnus: “Your WHAT???”

Lucretia: “Oh, pardon me” *clears throat*

Lucretia in a Borat impression: “MY WIFE”

Magnus: “Very impressive, but WHAT????”

davenport probably knew and probably babysits lucrecias daughter when she goes on dates with her wife.

polyglotplatypus:

thesnadger:

Peter B: I don’t want kids, I’m afraid of that.

Miles: *exists*

Peter B: *Knocks on MJ’s door* Hey let’s get back together and adopt a dozen spider-babies I’m ready.

Gwen:  I don’t do friends, I’ll just get hurt.

Miles: *exists*

Gwen: So here’s my phone number and my twitter handle you know what I’ll just open an interdimensional portal to say hey later.

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miles has the same energy as deku, frisk, and steven universe.

bairnsidhe:

dankmemeuniversity:

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On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.