rittoh:

been awhile..

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

Their swords

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

kari-izumi:

imaginarycircus:

This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole.

This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution

tangarang:

hallstein:

Oh wow the music player has a volume control, how conve-

this is like that one thread where people tried to make the most inconvenient volume slider and tumblr out did them all unintentionally

probablybadrpgideas:

All archetypes in the Invisible Clergy aren’t cosmic or global archetypes, but TV Tropes character tropes..

ankle-beez:

irlbop:

It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.

I cannot wait.

mindykahling:

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

hey did yall know that jack black was singing megalovania earlier today?