showerthoughtsofficial:

Considering the fact that we can’t tickle ourselves, we got really lucky with masturbation.

wearethewitches:

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

glumshoe:

brewdairymore:

glumshoe:

sister-forget-me-not:

glumshoe:

chocolatebreadsticks:

glumshoe:

mousathe14:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

major spoiler for ‘Into the Spider-verse’

Doc Ock hot

look I’m serious

DOC OCK HOT!!!

You keep saying the words and they keep making no sense because “Doc Ock” and “Hot” are not words that go together in a sentence unless temperature is involved.

just trust me on this

i’m not sure I want to trust you, not about this…

[gently touches your shoulder]

you’ve gotta

I tried googling a photo or a screen cap or something anything and got nothing. Do you have photographic evidence of this?

No. You’re going to have to take a leap of faith and go see the movie.

I was warned and yet. Not AT ALL prepared for just how accurate this is

Doc Ock Hot

it Changed me

im livid beause doc ock has been hot since spiderman 2

nikkalick:

The Fates but instead of three old ladies they’re the McElroy brothers

whyyoustabbedme:

Absolutely

frostbitex44:

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and this piece of gold is what happens if you say no to asgore’s tea and it’s the most perfect thing i’ve ever seen

airplanejane24:

notlostonanadventure:

retrogamingblog:

If World of Light from Super Smash Bros Ultimate came out on the Gameboy

Fucking transported back

@sunocation look it’s that thing

silver-tongues-blog:

i think that the real givaway that the phantom of the opera wasnt actually a phantom was the fact that he never went “boo” to a play

quirkyfandomimagines:

kaylapocalypse:

toh-ska:

theangryhalfling:

notmelissa:

northeast-artist98:

mookipooki:

fixer-upper-boy:

deedeedoozle:

spicycabrona:

ankhpapi:

arabellaflame:

tyloriousrex:

pilotnextdoor:

imsoshive:

This video is so wild. Wow.

This went aaaallll the way left.

Fuck

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

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Woooaahhhh I was not expecting that.

holy fuck

my whole body seized up 

it took me a long time to stop crying

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The fuck just happened? I got chills!

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Originally posted by bricesander

What the hell, that escalated so quickly…

That’s why it’s such an effective ad.

Holy shit. Watch it all the way through. 

Um?

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Just remember that it’s not the student’s job to keep others from killing them. When this video first came out a bunch of people were adding things to it about how being nice can stop this shit from happening but like… please read that link above. 

Children aren’t fucking trained psychologists and doctors. They don’t know how to help people who are disturbed deeply.

jitterbugjive:

kittycatmeowmeowreal

I’m like 99% sure that he never quoted Hitler… I’m Republican and I don’t like Hitler. No one liked Hitler, not even his ‘supporters’ liked him. I’m sorry but calling Trump akin to Hitler is like bananas are like apples. They are in the same categories, yes, but are the same. No. I to be frank don’t like trump, as he PERSONALLY don’t like his ideas too much as they are too radical for my taste.

He’s not DIRECTLY quoting him, no, but he’s constantly using similar themes and words that were used in many of Hitler’s speeches and other fucked up dictators

https://www.thenation.com/article/trump-echoed-hitler-speech-withdrawing-paris-climate-accord/

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/03/trump-enemy-of-the-people-meaning-history

Like maybe

instead of just saying “I’m 99% sure” 

actually take some time to look in to it rather than brush it off as people just ‘saying things’ to spread fear and lies

I think half the time he’s getting away with the shit he does because people are turning a blind I and going “naah there’s no way he’d be THAT stupid/awful!”

but he is, and it’s at such ridiculous levels that no one realizes how bad it actually is

he did also use the pictures of a nazi squad in one of his campaign ads iirc.