anunexpectedfanboy:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

sometimes i just lose my fucking mind and afterwards i’m like “what the fuck is wrong with me…why am i Like This™” and the answer is always the moon

me: *goes absolutely feral for a few days*

me: why the hell did i do that *checks the lunar calendar and sees the moon’s up to some freaky shit again* ah

literally i LOVE the moon but like is she almost done…like is it over…being unhinged 24/7 like this is so. Exhausting

Roll for what this post is about

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uwuzume:

me clicking on the 7th “sharpest knife in the world” video today: omg i wonder what hes gonna do with that plastic wrap…..

kiwami japan, the absolute madman:

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me: 

:O

two trucks having sex
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unclefather:

cringeycactuskid:

unclefather:

All hills are silent if you think about it

Not the ones alive with the sound of fuckin music, bitch

Sorry I don’t talk or look at theater kids

snubbin:

If ur making a Harvest Moon styled game (basically a farming dating sim) the absolute must haves imo are

  • Gotta make the animals fat. Thats the law. If they ain’t round as fuck then I’m going to be sad thru the whole game.
  • Gotta let me kiss anybody. If you ever truly want to 1-UP Harvest Moon in any valid way that’s absolutely one thing your game will always have over them. Let me kiss.
  • Make dating the characters fun. I won’t want to hold hands if I don’t care about them and ya can’t leave my hands cold like that bruh.
  • Make the characters interesting in general. I want to know more about them. Additionally, you can learn a lot about a character based off of their house alone. Bonus points for making up a unique system to get to know people.
  • Put weird shit in places. Do some weirdass shit. In Harvest Moon FoMT if you put gold lumber in your yard then the next morning everyone in town will call you a whore when you walk out of your house first thing in the morning–I loved that. If you click behind ur dog house you’ll find a black ball and it says “collect 9 for something special to happen 👀” which makes me as a player go absolutely buckwild. Sometimes in the game you have a 1 out of 700% chance of having dreams like fighting to the death with the girls in town. Do weird shit!!! It makes me play ur game for 3 days with no sleep trying to see more weird shit and I!!!! love it!!!!
  • Once again, if ur animals aint round enough to want 72 plushies of them then whats the point

yourplayersaidwhat:

During a dungeon, the DM snuck in a trapped room that made the party believe one of us was a doppelganger. The party consisted of a human monk, a half elf druid, a gnome sorcerer and a drow warlock. Only the human monk was effected but the trapped room split the parties ideals in two. The human was hallucinating and tried to fight the ‘fake’ party member he was seeing. He was effectively downed by the Gnome and tied up to stop him from hurting him.

The monk was tied up on the ground and kept shouting at the Sorcerer that he’s not the real one and tried to persuade others to join in. The party didn’t know what side to take so an argument broke out that left the druid exasperated. It went like this:

Druid: Guys, I think we should just leave..

Monk: Don’t listen to him! He’s a fake!!

Sorcerer: I can’t believe he attacked me.

Warlock, noticing the Monk nodding in a ‘go ahead’ gesture: What does that even mean? You know I can’t heal you right? What do you want me to do, this?

The warlock starts casting spells at the Sorcerer, but misses all of them with bad rolls. One spell hits him in return and effectively brings him to 0hp.

Warlock: Are you kidding m…

Druid: We should just leave the room

Sorcerer: Stop trying to kill me

Monk: Screw that, kill the Sorcerer

Druid: Guys… the room..

Warlock: I’m up for that. Kill the damn gnome

Eventually after arguing enough, the druid, being the only sensible one of the group, grabbed everyone and dragged them with her strength alone outside the room breaking the spell.

Druid: Told you to just leave the room

Monk (talking about the doppelganger): Where did the grey guy go?

Warlock: Wow.. Okay then..

imamisfittoy:

sardonicblisters:

yayfeminism:

A New Hampshire Republican State Representative anonymously created the “Red Pill” subreddit.

Wow.

these aren’t just bullshitter dweebs in their mom’s basements trolling the internet, these are men who formulate the way we implement laws and who govern the way we live our lives.

^^^ Hello, yes, everyone needs to see this. It’s not always a bunch of nobodies trolling around on 4chan. It’s, doctors, lawyers, judges, businessmen, bankers, law enforcement, etc. People who have pulls on society. They literally don’t see other groups besides themselves as human or equal

ruyeka:

edgebug:

queensyther:

criticalzarya:

queensyther:

friendly reminder that jughead jones is canonically aro/ace 

happy pride month, everyone :) 

this is literally all coded talk for him being gay but yeah anyway

ah yes because “i don’t go on dates”, “i don’t want to kiss PEOPLE”, and “i don’t get crushes” is gay coding sure lmao

yeah using the word asexual to describe a character is Obviously gay coding

Yeah because an openly gay character telling Jughead he doesn’t get his dilemma about finding other gay men to date is SO gay coding