aka14kgold:

blodwynn:

If a sitting president threatens to hold government employees hostage and shut down the government for years because the other branches of government won’t give him absolute power, then he should be fucking impeached.

#like this is literally how authoritarianism starts #the government wo[n’t] build your wall? #shut down the government entirely! #declare a state of emergency to circumvent congress! #like how long will it take for martial law to be declared after that?

paulthebukkit:

paulthebukkit:

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Dear Nintendo please STOP giving them ideas

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Small Brain: Luigi can’t wear the super crown so he can’t be a beautiful princess

Galaxy Brain: Luigi can’t wear the super crown because he’s already a beautiful princess

yourplayersaidwhat:

My dash did a thing again

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pip-n-flinx:

softblackboy:

-teesa-:

11.30.18

How Barack proposed to Michelle.

Dangerous flex but okay

But this is missing the real context. They were arguing over the value of marriage in a committed relationship. Barack often argued that if they loved eachother the marriage was unnecessary. And *that* is the argument he started before proposing to her

Less a flex and more emotional judo

readerlyambitions:

me: I drank coffee, why am I still sleepy??

people: did you sleep

me: IRRELEVANT

madridista-again:

Steven Universe - Escapism (full episode)

Here’s today’s SU episode in HD!

I’ll be posting Diamond Days every week. Enjoy!

Alt. links - Mega / Drive

adhd-community:
“ Don’t mess with ADHD science students during their assessment period.
You have been warned.
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adhd-community:

Don’t mess with ADHD science students during their assessment period.

You have been warned.

papaparah:
“baby pokemon dragons i forgot i never posted here!! dragonair and dratini are my fave dragon type pokemons!!
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papaparah:

baby pokemon dragons i forgot i never posted here!! dragonair and dratini are my fave dragon type pokemons!!

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

zarla-s:

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Can find all kinds of interesting people in the dump! Quite a different meeting since the last one Alphys and Sans had.

Had to do this one on my laptop, don’t mind any text weirdness.

This is a good place to slot in the old sleep paralysis comic, now that I think about it…

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