Silver Tongue

reyton:

reyton:

like at the end of return of the jedi everyone else is dancing and getting shitfaced on ewok booze and shooting off fireworks because they just trashed the empire for good and luke is like, i just watched my father die in my arms and then personally threw his body on a funeral pyre… time to party pass the vodka

luke: *wanders off by himself, dissociates, sees the ghosts of his father and his teachers staring at him from the woods*

some ewok: *does a keg stand*

katy-l-wood:

anyskin:

“Mikiphone” - portable pocket gramophone. Swiss made 1924

This delights me.

ok so this is the vibe i’m getting

genderfluidjourney:

thedeadlygrips:

thedeadlygrips:

hey!!!! i forgot! grandma wanted me to tell you she’s making stew tonight!!!!!

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mydearestmonster:

Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…

Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!

Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours 

red-swimmerz:

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Y’ALL I AM WEAK FOR THIS ART STYLE

p-666t:

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credit to @puffinmaster246 for the original idea i just,, drew it 

musashi:

musashi:

Meowth: Hey, what’s this?

Jessie: It’s a fence, genius.

Meowth: I mean what’s it doin’ here?

Jessie: What do you think its doing here?! [quietly turns to James] What’s it doing here?

James: I’d say someone doesn’t want us on their property!

Jessie: [turns back to Meowth] Obviously someone doesn’t want us on their property!

Meowth: But how come?

Jessie: Of all the dumb–! Hold on. [turns to James] How come?

this is one of my favourite pointless chains of dialogue in the whole fucking anime. there is no reason for them to be this way

underneath-the-skin:
“ noodlersjones:
“ truenorwegianbowelmovements:
“ underscorex:
“THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
CARRY THE WATER
REMOVE THE WATER
” ”
Its like really really really salty water. It’s like heavier than the sea water. I...

underneath-the-skin:

noodlersjones:

truenorwegianbowelmovements:

underscorex:

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

CARRY THE WATER

REMOVE THE WATER

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Its like really really really salty water. It’s like heavier than the sea water. I think they’re called brine pools. If fish go in them they get toxic shock. Check out blue planet 2 on Netflix they talk about them.

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THE GOO LAGOON????

thats a neat fact and all but the gif hes walking upsidedown. see how his air bubbles are going down instead of up? its not water hes bucketing, its air