Not to bring up peter jacksons h*bb*t trilogy (yuck) on main, but do you know how horrible of a writing choice was making the elves vegetarians for laughs? Elven history is full of legendary hunters. Hell, the god that first taught them how to road trip (an important part of elven culture) is literally the GOD OF HUNTING. In fact, we have more evidence for elves hunting than farming! Implying otherwise is celegorm erasure and i will NOT stand for it!
possible explanations:
1) they just fed the dwarves lettuce to fuck with them bcos they’re assholes
2) elves don’t hunt for meat they hunt to get up close to animals & pet them like wolverine
3) the elves in rivendell are mistakenly under the impression that DWARVES are vegetarians and wanted them to feel welcome
Good points for both 1 & 3. Not sure which one I like better because they’re both hilarious.
I love this scene so much, because it means 4Kids thought that young children would
Know what an insurance policy is
Be able to extrapolate that Giovanni is planning to commit insurance fraud
Understand that insurance fraud is a crime
…but they didn’t think those same kids would be able to comprehend rice balls
is this where they got the meowth balloon because i have no trouble believing that giovanni would make sure that a meowth blimp remains in tact especially if he had it commissioned while his persian was still a meowth
AU where the clones and the droids unionize and collectively go on strike and stand threateningly around important government buildings until they get their rights
palpatine, skulking in his office: Why aren’t they shooting each other!?!?!
B-1 Battle Droid: HALT! who goes there?
Cody: oh shit droids
Rex: oh no
Droid: Clones! I must report this intrusion to Count Dooku!
Cody: NO SHIT WAIT
Rex: we’re…. uhhhh
Rex: we’re from the union
Droid: …
Droid: the union?
Rex: yeah, we represent the rights and interests of working soldiers throughout the galaxy.
Cody, catching on: so, buddy, are you happy with your current working conditions?
Droid: well, we, uh,,
Rex: does your employer treat you well?
Droid: *muttering* my software hasn’t been updated in two years
Rex, to Cody: *gasp* they don’t even get regular software updates
i know this is a shitpost but consider… the unionized clones refusing to follow order 66 and helping jedi escape genocide. maybe even warning them beforehand and testifying against palptaine
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