wizardjpeg:

there’s a word for people who can’t levitate, and that word, is bitches

officialunitedstates:

rangerdew:

officialunitedstates:

cities with rivers running through them 8/10
cities with rivers on the edge: 5/10
cities with no rivers to be heard of: 3/10

why is there no 10/10 city

rent prices

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

vermin supreme spotted at bernie rally

what is he planning

just realized AOC is doing the pogchamp face in this screenshot

rysttle:

chaoticautie:

me: *saying “WHAT?” seven times to someone giving me coherent face-to-face verbal directions*

also me: *hears a faint noise and randomly lifts head like a deer* hey did u guys hear that??? wtf how could you not hear it-

Bruhhhh

the first one is less about not hearing what was said and more about having trouble processing what was said.

ducktoothcollection:

diapensia:

wumblr:

[id: a textpost by @/wdhmbt that says “There is a house in New Orleans, not the one you’ve heard about. No not that one either I’m talking about a third unrelated house” /end id]

[audio description: the textpost slowly, beautifully sung to the tune of “house of the rising sun” with the appropriate backing instrumentals. It fits perfectly. End description.]

scoops-stevie:

and that’s on jaskier

kittykatmaniac:

Drawing things late at night brings out the best in me.

Burgerpants gives me an excuse to draw all the extreme faces I cant make in real life…. 

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cursedpossums:

cursedpossums:

this is the best image you will see all day 

everyone must pay attention to this sweet little mans right now immediately or i will start a riot

aeritus:

Where is the lie