Silver Tongue

what-even-is-thiss:

lilkearnsie:

theshockinglyeloquentdog:

gluten-free-pussy:

teathattast:

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WHAT

Pusheen is married?!?

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

PUSHEEN IS A GIRL???????????

e-bert:

turing-tested:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Homestuck 2. The message is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of phillosphy, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head.

There’s also Dirk’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

As a consequence people who dislike HS2 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dirk existencial catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons.

I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andrew Hussie’s genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Homestuck tattoo.

And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the enby’s eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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lovey-dovey-dream-coffins:
“ silly-slacker-person:
“ kipplekipple:
“They thought the machine that was being raged against was like a recalcitrant toaster
” ”
Tom Morello is somewhere banging his head against a wall
”

lovey-dovey-dream-coffins:

silly-slacker-person:

kipplekipple:

They thought the machine that was being raged against was like a recalcitrant toaster

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Tom Morello is somewhere banging his head against a wall

tomatograter:
“ Thrice thieved English coat
and bitchin’
”

tomatograter:

Thrice thieved English coat 

and bitchin’

sarcasmprodigy:
“Mom holy fuck.
”

sarcasmprodigy:

Mom holy fuck.

zeldasmashmummy:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“yes a doodled snake in a french made outfit just to make a joke about how they have frills. sue me.
”
So fucking lucky w/ crying btw
”

zeldasmashmummy:

silver-tongues-blog:

yes a doodled snake in a french made outfit just to make a joke about how they have frills. sue me.

So fucking lucky w/ crying btw

serialreblogger:
“ darkrai-the-dreamkeeper:
“ serialreblogger:
“ daygaunt:
“ maplebungus:
“fucking GET you
” ”
Fun fact! Hedgehogs do this when they’re feeling affectionate! Basically if they want to show love, they sink their teeth into your arm. I...

serialreblogger:

darkrai-the-dreamkeeper:

serialreblogger:

daygaunt:

maplebungus:

fucking GET you

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Fun fact! Hedgehogs do this when they’re feeling affectionate! Basically if they want to show love, they sink their teeth into your arm. I like hedgehogs but they are murderous creatures

So what you’re saying is, Shadow is more of a hedgehog than Sonic?

That’s exactly what I’m saying. But Kirby is more of a hedgehog than either of them.

banishedquasiroyal:
“ banishedquasiroyal:
“YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL
”
BABYS FIRST SHADES
”