afloweroutofstone:
“ toralei:
“jury duty cat
”
“I think cats should serve on juries” is the natural extension of “I think dogs should vote” and I’m 100% behind this
”

afloweroutofstone:

toralei:

jury duty cat

“I think cats should serve on juries” is the natural extension of “I think dogs should vote” and I’m 100% behind this

disgruntledmushroom:

chefpyro:

having an opinion on philosophy makes you a philosopher. even if you think philosophy is stupid and pointless, THAT’S A PHILOSOPHY. you can’t escape

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suddenly Scotchtape’s comic makes sense to me

silver-boots:

steadfast:

vampireapologist:

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

Bog mummy take the wheel

queenqueso:
“ aztechnology:
“ gunsandfireandshit:
“ psilocybabe:
“What does this mean
” ”
#someone’s a fuckin rich nerd
I know this is meant to be a funny but funfact! The lotus set in Magic: The Gathering is bar-none the most expensive set in...

queenqueso:

aztechnology:

gunsandfireandshit:

psilocybabe:

What does this mean

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#someone’s a fuckin rich nerd

I know this is meant to be a funny but funfact! The lotus set in Magic: The Gathering is bar-none the most expensive set in history, getting a whole set for a 60-card average deck would easily cost more than the car pictured. This card alone is worth nearly 20k, with some others costing several thousand dollars.

someone is absolutely a fuckin rich nerd.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL

i have played magic and i still dont get how a slightly better pot of greed is so op

kay-ember:

ultra-frog:

NEW FRIEND DISCOVERED

I introduce you to the reticulated siren: a new salamander species discovered in the Alabama/Florida area.

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Look at him.

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LOOK AT THOSE GILLS

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THE SHEER ELEGANCE OF THIS MADMAN. FIT TO BE A MODEL. WE WAS GLAM. I WILL DIE FOR THEM.

@scafe-dragon

alunamoonofpraxus:

bluedew12:

bluedew12:

bluedew12:

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

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And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

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ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

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These are all the same size on mobile, the quality just goes down exponentially which somehow makes it even better.