Silver Tongue

bonkalore:

slightlyburntcinnamonroll:
hawkeys:
“Batman has more than one son,“ I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, he stands: Bruce Wayne himself.
“What does he know about Batman” the crowd replies and resumes booing. Bruce Wayne discreetly leaves the room. In an unrelated turn of events, a voice speaks from above. “She’s right,” I hear. There crashing through the skylight: Batman.
#i can’t believe bruce wayne missed his chance to meet batman

bold of you to assume bruce isnt one of batmans sons. think about it, he was orphaned as a kid. do you really think that he was raised by a butler alone? no, he was batmans first adoptive son.

prokopetz:

woman-respecter:
prokopetz:
Those posts that are like “you’ve found a mysterious briefcase full of Crime Cash, how would you spend it without arousing suspicion?” were clearly not written by anyone who’s ever owned a really, really shitty old house. Like, do you have any idea how eager the sorts of home contractors who are willing to work on places like this are to be paid in cash? That’s a tax-free windfall as far as they’re concerned, so long as they can contrive not to report it – and they’re extremely good at not reporting it. With a briefcase full of Crime Cash, I could get this place renovated from top to bottom, and the people doing the work would erase the money’s paper trail so thoroughly that even Sherlock Holmes would never find it.
hgtv show about a money laundering scheme please
What makes you think most home improvement shows aren’t already money laundering schemes?