Silver Tongue

manywinged:

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manywinged:

manywinged:

my attempts at flirting with the dragon were going well until i blew a kiss at her and she tried to return the favor

i guess you could say that really *tips my jester’s hat and winks* backfired

i liked it op! thanks :^)

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Ed: You know what’s really odd?
Ed: Numbers not divisible by 2.
Winry:
Winry: That joke was so bad.
Winry: I can’t even.

bemusedlybespectacled:

tonyjcrowley:

biomic:

this bit from hbomberguy’s new video on climate denial is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

This post was how I got into Hbomberguy and honestly, he’s the fucking BEST. Go watch all his shit, Now.

I’ve been into hbomberguy since his first Measured Response video (~FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS~) and I am SO GLAD that he’s getting the recognition he deserves. (he also did “Sherlock is Garbage and Here’s Why,” which is ALSO funny as fuck)

takineko:

metalgirlysolid:

did I ever tell you bout the time I made a dude rage quit in a /k/ star wars thread?

some dude made one of those “WHO WOULD WIN?” generals, and it was 5 Panzer Tanks vs an AT-AT and one dude kept sayin the obvious AT-AT but most of us are SW fans so we were all “nah, the shields only protect from blaster fire” but this dude INSISTED “ACKSHUALLY, ITS SUPER CARBO-STEEL, IT SAYS HERE ON THE STAR WARS WIKI, ITS SUPER STONG DURRRR” and I fuckin blew his ass out with one simple image…

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and then he said “The films arent canon” and everyone in the thread immediately shit on him til he stopped posting

“THE FILMS AREN’T CANON”

astriiformes:

gffa:

Star Wars Characters Sing “All Star”

I’m losing my mind over the fact that the Rogue One clips in here make it very evident that at least half the clips of the word “star” in this (which are obviously critical to the lyrics of the song “All Star”) are sampled from people saying the phrase “Death Star”

THE FUCKING IMPERIAL SPY MAKES THE SMALL RIFF WITH THE NOISE THEY MAKE

nkomaeda:

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digitalomega97:
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“finally made my own contribution
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Steve himself liked this on Instagram and i love it so much
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digitalomega97:

digitalomega97:

finally made my own contribution

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Steve himself liked this on Instagram and i love it so much

onion-souls:

thepleasuregoblin:

I think monks and druids are the funniest possibility for evil characters. Like you’ve achieved inner peace or harmony with nature but you’re just a fucking bastard about it

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