intersexgaysatanofficial:

Remember a few years ago how some autistic kid (like 14 years old) was like “Link is mute like me!” and NTs were obsessed with ‘disproving’ their headcanon and using technical definitions of outdated terms and saying that he couldn’t have mutism and that the headcanons were just “SJW bullshit”

and now in the latest Zelda, we get it confirmed that Link does indeed have selective mutism due to trauma and anxiety

because I will never fucking forget

jitterbugjive:

i love how the tumblr alert says “You have posts that contain adult content which violate our Community Guidelines.”
and not “your posts have been flagged as adult content”

as if they are so sure that picture of an ear is actually a vagina

dont you know? ears are the abstinent orifice!

memattbe:

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Lmao at this lesbian cable worker who said this right in front of Dick Cheney when fixing his internet. What a hero.

zavalicious:

thingsthatsoundlikefacts:

Did you know…

Candles on romantic dinner tables were traditionally used to prevent prospective lovers from leaning over to steal a kiss before they were married

If you want to kiss you must brave the FIRE

yourplayersaidwhat:

Archer Player: What do your parents do again?
Necromancer:  They be dead.

dailyskyfox:
“ EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. 😭
But, no point in crying about it, you just get on to the next update! 😊🦊
”

dailyskyfox:

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. 😭
But, no point in crying about it, you just get on to the next update! 😊🦊

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

aunclesquishy:

glumshoe:

Shoutout to the person who once messaged me “do you support maps” and kindly did not screenshot my answer and add it to a callout post when I said something like “oh yeah, I appreciate cartography”.

#It also stands for Multi Animator Project and yes people did harass animators over this confusion

yikes

who is responsible for picking this terrible acronym???

anyway I think people should stop saying “MAPs” and just say “pedophiles” because “MAPs” is stupid and confusing and unnecessary, and that’s what I have to say on the matter

fefnepp:
“what happens when you date a cat
”

fefnepp:

what happens when you date a cat

wulfriciceberg:

kikaiz:

REALLY IMPORTANT FOR POKÉMON LET’S GO

Please please please keep an eye on your pokeball amount. The game automatically switches to the next available pokeball type once you’ve run out and the game does not warn you if your last ball is the Master Ball.

I just watched a streamer who hasn’t saved in forever accidentally catch a tentacool with his Master Ball because he didn’t realize he ran out of every other type. Please save often and keep an eye on how many pokeballs you have.

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THE PROPHECY…