stargabs-is-here:

yourplayersaidwhat:

Me, the Cleric: “Oh, I can cast Water Walk now, which allows me to walk over most liquids. Even lava apparently!“ 

The Bard, after a long pause: “Does that include mayonnaise?”

I’m sorry, I had to make this

moonpaw:

fuks:

the next day:

Originally posted by hollyjollystark

8bitgirl:

jiluan:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

i’m sorry picsthatmakeyougohmm but this pic made me go hell yea babey elvis presley

picsthatmakeyougohellyeababeyelvispresley

kimlipinjection:

foreverfakingsmiles:

whitelucio:

It’s so hot that we all survived 2018 and xxxtentacion didn’t

Fuck you!! X was everything!!!

everything but alive

disorders:

is it cold in here or is that just my heart

everythingstarstuff:

wafflebloggies:

wizardshark:

suselling:

oh yeah, in celebration of 2019, i feel like it is important to note that 2019 is the last year that chara falling into the underground can happen….

you know what that means yall, gotta go dive into a hole in a mountain this year or never

the dream

realentlessly-gay:

asilversnake:

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

The earlier in the year you reblog this the funnier it is

zeverity:

lookiamnotcreative:

dokuroou:

鹿児島市平川動物公園さんのツイート: “よく冷え込んだ朝、獣舎の池の前で丸くて黒い物体を発見しました。よ～く見るとそれはヒーターの入った石の上で丸くなったクロヒョウのスーの姿でした★… ”

Hirakawa Zoo, Kagoshima : “One chilly morning, we found a black, rounded object in front of the pond in one of the animal cages. Upon closer inspection, it turns out to be our panther, Sue, curled up on top of the rock covering the heater. ★… ” 

All cats is the same

trveroman:

theprisonindustrialcomplex:

yurujoeri:

I like the implication that Dracula recognizes Trevor as a Belmont because of how wimpy his punches are.

I like that interpretation more. “Ah yes, this bastard, who’s first instinct upon seeing the world’s most powerful vampire was to punch him in the face. Yes, he’s from that family isn’t he?”

*gets punched in the face*

“There’s only one clan of absolute fucking lunatics in this backwater sty crazy enough to see the avatar of evil and throw a haymaker. Belmont, how’re you doing? How’s the family?”