kelssiel:

cullenfucked:

ree-duh:

1953swan:

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it

noneed4thistbh:

sandersstudies:

Your friendly local hick (me) was giving a work presentation to a class that had some audience participation.

A suburban white boy answering a question stumbled through a statement where he was clearly trying to find a polite replacement for “hick” or “redneck” and I s2g this kid said “yeehaw folk.”

I wrote that shit up on the board and said, “I am, in fact, a yeehaw folk,” as my coworker just lost his shit laughing.

this is right up there with the person who couldn’t decide whether to use sir or ma'am to address to address someone and ended up saying captain

gayhallmonitor:

The capybara was the world’s largest rodent until I was born

cannibalchicken:

lev-myshkln:

IM GONNA HAVE A FYUCKING ANEURYSM I DONT KNOW IF THIS APP IS A BLESSING OR A CURSE

yellowdraws:

Midna! I’m trying to go a little heavier with the stylization

bloodsbane:

And Every Bag Comes With A Different Colored Stick of Dippin’ Chalk! 

caucasianscriptures:

Poor taste

solid-snakegestions:

link-suggestion:

tachibana-tenshi:

Zelda’s original rejected design for Smash Ultimate

@solid-snakegestions WHY DID U GIVE HER A GUN

Why are you yelling at me? She looks so happy!

lets see ganon try and take her now