slightmood:

slightmood:

no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances

I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out

bone-and-brawn:

(x)

vm5:

catsteaks:

vm5:

me: hi
anti-sjw: grasping for straws i see

The fact that you can make a post like this sounds like you grasp at straws a lot

grasping for straws i see

sounddesignerjeans:

insomniparty:

moxperidot:

@ slack’s emoji artist turn on your location i wanna talk

astrology is gay you heard it here first folks

oh, to be innocent and think this is just a pride flag

misskittycoventry:

thedavidstrife:

the-regeneratin-degenerate:

vranda-memes:

Modern poetry at its finest

In 20 years no one’s gonna know what this means.

The super suit reference held up for like 14 years so I’m not too sure about that.

tremendify:

vitamorsthetall:

caenis-doceri:

bugsgocracra0:

gaypeopletwitter:

Originally posted by sweetscarlett

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

catchymemes:

this is the best interpretation of the plagues of egypt ive read

hard–mode:

chapter 5

chapter 1  chapter 2   chapter 3  chapter 4

harmless-pest: