nitramaraho:

gaysemiotics:

dirtylittledamsel:

cops on Queer Eye:

  • are openly tr*mp supporters with a MAGA hat that they let the fab 5 find
  • their idea of a prank is pulling over a gay black man for no reason and scaring him into thinking he’s about to be brutalized by the police or even killed with his friends clearly expressing their concern for him to even get out of the car when the cop asked
  • when Karamo tries to tell them that it wasn’t funny to try that kind of joke in the current political climate the cop tries to switch it to a “but not all cops are bad cops and we get discriminated against too” conversation 

firefighters on Queer Eye:

  • try to raise money with a community fundraiser to properly train other firefighters 
  • let the fab 5 hose them down in wet t-shirt contest
  • let Jonathan give them a little spa day with foot soaking and face masks
  • take dance classes for said fundraiser and even willingly learn a couple Magic Mike dance moves
  • their idea of a prank is to startle Tan with an exploding pen
  • the hot white one let’s Karamo crush all over him and call him Superman the whole time without any hesitation

Remember there’s a reason no one ever says “Fuck the firefighters!”

I mean they do it’s just usually prefaced with “Can I please”

moonhermitbuddyboy:

amalgarn:

I don’t know how to deal with this

Their blood is black, y’know.

probablybadrpgideas:

subvert all expectations by having literally nothing happen ever. finding players? settting up times to play? how cliche.

itsfreerheelestate:

You fool! You’re now in range of my stand!

「Itsy-Bitsy-Spider」

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urlocalbestgirl275:

zootycoon:

zootycoon:

grapiibear:

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

LAST FINGERS IN HIS ASS SUNDAY OF THE YEAR YEET

regbian:

wherehipposdrome:

elderberrycoughdrops:

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

the claire witch project

paulthebukkit:

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when you see a dog and you know youre gonna pet the shit out of it

tamascotchi:

hervacationh0me:

unpatchedglitch:

dying from easily treatable diseases to own the libs lol

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she was also anti-vax and it was the flu and meningitis that killed her (both completely routine to vaccinate for, esp in your early 20s) so here’s ur reminder to go get vaccinated and not listen to ppl who tell you otherwise!

bogleech:

bogleech:

bogleech:

Seriously though if your “lust” demon is designed to be sexy and seductive thereby making you want to do a lust on it or something, then logical progression should mean that the gluttony demon is made out of delicious food, wrath should be someone so obnoxious you can’t possibly hold your temper around them and sloth should be a really nice couch

I guess this means greed would have to be made of or full of money, maybe like a piggy bank demon and you have to murder it to get the treasure inside.

Envy is just this really really awesome guy or gal, like so charming and cool and tough  and successful at everything it makes you feel like shit, they’re everything everybody wishes they were.

And then pride would have to be the exact opposite, a gross slob who kisses your ass and tricks you into feeling superior

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like…I OWN the goku? And that makes me feel sinfully proud?

Yeah actually I guess that checks out