Gotta be well rested for tomorrow 💤
my gf, watching rise of skywalker with me: huh there’s a lot more stormtroopers with female voices now
me: equal opportunity fascism
damnedifyoudeeohh-deactivated20:
Works of art. I will print and frame these.
A male coworker (a doctor, no less), who I know pretty well but is not a close friend, came up to me when I was pregnant and put his hand on my belly. Once he removed it and stepped back, I placed MY hand on HIS stomach, and stared him uncomfortably in the eyes. “How does this feel to you? Is this weird to you?” Apparently it was, because he apologized profusely for 2 months, and when his cousin came to the US to visit and came to the office, the first thing she asked him was, “Is this the pregnant woman you awkwardly laid your hand on?”
Did the guy in the blue shirt just throw the guy with the black shirt off a bridge for respecting women???
No, the guy in the black shirt willingly jumped off the bridge to go get the love letter, because he respect women that much.
when you drink yo respect women juice
Thanks for the kind words!
Shnitzel’s line is : “You share a big piece with everyone.”
The Folly Of Man (2015 - 2016)
Why didn’t you credit the artists? @aurosoul
……… I am the artist
[The Folly Of Man II (2015-Present)]
So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”
Well MAYBE if you BOTHERED TO NAME HIM or I don’t know, DIDN’T BECOME DEATHLY ILL FROM THE SIGHT OF HIM MOVING we wouldn’t HAVE THIS PROBLEM
these are my parents talking to each other about me



















