Silver Tongue

mel-gibson-xi:

curiooftheheart:

celtic-pyro:

just-shower-thoughts:

“Darth” is to Sith lords what “Lil” is to rappers.

Darth Wayne

Lil Plagueis

Yung Sidious

sick-thing:

“Stop romanticizing autism!!” Or maybe you could stop demonizing it to the point where your views on autism and autistic people are so rotten and mangled that you think people talking about it in a way that isn’t just “autism is a horrific hellscape in which there is no redemption” is romanticizing it

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

my name is Emily because it stands for Ewan Mcgregor I Love You

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tfw it’s over, anakin

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rslashrats:

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i am excited but also this is funny as shit. we sre excited over stairs

snuv:
“ toraigan:
“ arubandeity:
“ fvckupss:
“ a school in Russian prison
” ”
Grandma after trying to force feed me whenever I go to her house now look where she is.
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Does grandma want a fucking cracker
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snuv:

toraigan:

arubandeity:

fvckupss:

a school in Russian prison

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Grandma after trying to force feed me whenever I go to her house now look where she is.

Does grandma want a fucking cracker

lesbian-toddhoward:

tombstonettromboners:

sn0wbro:

my aesthetic: left 4 dead 2 graffiti 

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Not including the legend himself:

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god bless chicago ted

im always a fan of tarot.

cairo-overcoat:

itsdanimotherfreakingglitter:

cairo-overcoat:

cairo-overcoat:

not to downplay jade tho, if you throw literally ANYTHING she will instantly teleport and fetch it

john takes to yeeting everything as far as he can to see if she’ll miss anything and she never does it’ll be like

jade: hey can you pass me a soda

john: 

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What about when he fake tosses it

jade, once she’s 2 miles away from the cookout they were having and there’s no soda:

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I'm calling my lawyer.

cool-eevee:

cool-eevee:

saltbomber:

clark-newman-official:

you can’t touch me, i’m american celebrity clark newman and i’m funded by viewers like you

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Hold on I have to google 3 things

Yeah this is pretty funny

mewhorizons:
“ alltheseteeth:
“ antisolanum:
“On Chapo Trap House they pointed out that when introduced to a dog he was seen to grab its’ whole face in his hand and shake it like it was a hand, and that that goes against millions of years of human...

mewhorizons:

alltheseteeth:

antisolanum:

On Chapo Trap House they pointed out that when introduced to a dog he was seen to grab its’ whole face in his hand and shake it like it was a hand, and that that goes against millions of years of human evolutionary instinct.

To be fair that was Mike Bloomberg, fellow adult human candidate

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what the fuck