wrrrench:

frantzfandom:

notsuperstitious:

You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit

when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit

silverletomi:

yangire-mun:

A professor asked if I prefer “Miss” or “Mister” (because nb) and I accidentally said “ya boi” without thinking so now I have a professor that calls me “ya boi Rogers” every time I see him.

I’m not seeing the problem???

yourplayersaidwhat:

“‘Window’ is just elvish for ‘Dwarf Access Panel’.”

— The DM, when the dwarf mage tried to break into a shed on a run. 

bardicknowledgeblogger:

foulmouthedliberty:

punlich:

Everyone’s like “when you stop being dirt poor you’ll start liking capitalism” and now that I’m actually able to survive and have some financial security I’m like, “nope still have long term memory and still want to Eat The Rich”

AKA: you don’t have to be the one suffering to want to end suffering

oppa-homeless-style:

chefpyro:

I’ve been in this IT course for like 2 years now and while I’ve learned a lot about computers they still haven’t gotten to the clown

I’m going to break you into four equal parts like a fucking kit kat

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

*privatized firefighting company lets my house burn down because i didn’t have enough money to pay for my subscription*

“just you wait until i call a DIFFERENT company the next time my house burns down. you just lost a customer, my good sirs!”

*electricity company charges me at rates that take away 90% of my income*

“oh just you wait until me and my boys build an entire nationwide alternate power grid to compete with you guys, you’re about to get FUCKED UP by the free market, bro.”

swarnpert:

please forget about me