Silver Tongue

im always a fan of tarot.

itsdanimotherfreakingglitter:
cairo-overcoat:
cairo-overcoat:
not to downplay jade tho, if you throw literally ANYTHING she will instantly teleport and fetch it
john takes to yeeting everything as far as he can to see if she’ll miss anything and she never does it’ll be like
jade: hey can you pass me a soda
john:
What about when he fake tosses it
jade, once she’s 2 miles away from the cookout they were having and there’s no soda:

I'm calling my lawyer.

witchofwarmth

cool-eevee:

cool-eevee:
saltbomber:
clark-newman-official:
you can’t touch me, i’m american celebrity clark newman and i’m funded by viewers like you
Hold on I have to google 3 things
Yeah this is pretty funny

mewhorizons:

alltheseteeth:
antisolanum:
On Chapo Trap House they pointed out that when introduced to a dog he was seen to grab its’ whole face in his hand and shake it like it was a hand, and that that goes against millions of years of human evolutionary instinct.
To be fair that was Mike Bloomberg, fellow adult human candidate
what the fuck

seedeaters:

im-a-fully-realized-creation:
war-lesbian:
beachgothgay:
The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?
i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

faggothawkeyepierce:

preach king

samsimskicomics:

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