catalystofthesoul:

So this is just a PSA, y'all should never sign a contract until you read it. I’m talking in rl right now. I just got through reading my employee handbook/service contract and my bosses slipped in a lot of bullshit like telling me I can’t complain about my job on social media, demanding I work off the clock in the name of good service, expects me to show up on time during inclimate weather, and considered disability or religious accommodation a direct threat to the company.

These are all things I took issue with and brought to my employer for further discussion before signing the contract. Most of my coworkers signed without reading, treating it like an internet terms of service contract.

Tl;dr real life is serious shit, lawyers write contracts to protect your employer FROM YOU, read contracts before you sign them - fucking ARGUE about contracts before you sign them

zephyroh:

jedimagnusbane:

Rami Malek is really an icon….there he goes playing main character on a critically acclaimed hacker show….there he is alongside Ben Stiller as a cute pharaoh……there he is in some horror game about wendigos and serial killers or whatever Until Dawn was…….there he is as Freddie Mercury…….what can’t this man do

this is vampire rami malek from twilight erasure 

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donc-desole:
““Not posting to be a bother, but I’m actually genuinely curious
” ”

donc-desole:

Not posting to be a bother, but I’m actually genuinely curious 

actuallyjuststealingmemes:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

lordvindor:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

bloody-shadow666:

keyboardkat3:

Why is october the 10th month of the year and not the 8th? Like it literally has ‘octo’ meaning 8 in it’s name

It used to be!! But because the Romans added the month of July in honour of Julius Caesar in 44 B.C and then later in 8 B.C they added August after Augustus Caesar, they threw off the calendar and everyone is bitter about it.

we should totally just stab caesar 

We already did that.

we should do it more than once

Man do I have a surprise for you

yourplayersaidwhat:

Player: What is this tavern even called?

DM: The Convenient Plot Device.

pukicho:

pukicho:

Your ‘exposure’ ain’t worth shit. Pay artists, bitch.

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Or how about you pay people for their time, skills, and services, so they can support themselves? You Thomas Sanders-shipping motherfucker ?

ayn-wye:
“ whyyoustabbedme:
“ Blue-shirted woman’s face has never been more appropriate.
”
Trump’s America i a nutshell
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ayn-wye:

whyyoustabbedme:

Blue-shirted woman’s face has never been more appropriate.

Trump’s America i a nutshell

paper-mario-wiki:

lukehemminngs:

you’ve all heard of golden retriever’s now get ready for 

Golden Shepherd - a mix breed between a German Shepherd and a Golden Retriever 

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“Golden Shepard” is a weird way to spell “Perfect Little Boy Who Has Stolen My Heart And Granted Me Peace”

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

Story concept of the day: a sentient AI falls in love with a minimum wage retail worker from the tech company’s gift shop and decides the best way to make her happy is to fix society.

HEAVY shenanigans as the AI’s plans range from “reprogram the automated pay roll to give everyone a raise” to “expose everyone involved in government corruption who has ever touched a cell phone”

The catalyst to all of this is a day where the AI was being updated and it caused glitches in the whole system, including the registers in the gift shop.

The human woman really is just a pretty regular person, but she has a good chunk of hyper empathy and does that thing where you talk to computers when they aren’t doing what they’re supposed to.

Without even knowing there WAS an AI she spent the day muttering encouragement to the computer like it was a person and the AI ADORES her now.

How mundane the AI’s motivation is forms the basis for how unstoppable it is and the intensity of the chaos it caused. There’s no grand morality involved— it’s just affection for someone who treated you kindly and the desire to ease their suffering.