Silver Tongue

the group chat is so fucking funny

Your background is in HR. You evaluate everything your party does from an HR viewpoint

several claims of sexual harassment from the bard

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
i feel like these 3 would have a lot of trash talking to share if they ever got together for a boy’s night
*sebastian & iago arguing over who has it worse, babysitting headstrong royalty or serving a corrupt usurper with delusions of grandeur*
zazu: excuse me gentlemen but i may be uniquely qualified to offer comment on this matter

astera-trash:

am i funny yet

neilnevins:

When you’re talking to someone on the internet and they mention they have a dog

dare-to-dm:

bixbiboom:
Matthew.
I have fallen for this more than once as a player.

iwantthatdickgrayson:

sonoranscales:
kyrothedragon:
dovewithscales:
basiliskfree:
communistchexmix:
blizzardvern:
hornyreptiles:
dateadragonsuggestion:
daedricsheep:
thatll-do:
daedricsheep:
thatll-do:
noivern:
basiliskfree:
circesadventures:
rareandradiant-maiden:
noivern:
carbisari:
basiliskfree:
carbisari:
basiliskfree:
Today’s problem
what do chairs for dragons look like.
big comfy piles of pillows
Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.
DAWWW SO CUTE :>
they use human chairs but really badly
same
Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.
@basiliskfree
I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol
it’s not polite!
you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing
excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure
you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?
I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears
Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs
Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble
Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons
Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure
Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table
I love this post way too much not to reblog it.
AaaaAAAAAAAAAA
The cutest damn things Ive ever seen
@basiliskfree @noivern
a solution: giant beanbag chairs
Draw that in a separate post also these
I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.
Just…
Idk
Try
If I don’t reblog the dragon chair post, assume I’m dead.
Wow

cyandlne:

i see your “characters that would be oddly sexualized now” and I raise you this

afallenwolf:

celticpyro:
mythicalwashrag:
vanquishedvaliant:
null-set:
vanquishedvaliant:
null-set:
vanquishedvaliant:
If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die
sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts
i dont follow
+
okay but what if you had a special bed instead
nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress
Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe
I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”
No honestly, this stuff is great for us fantasy writers.

epikalstorms:

vorbits:
underrmyumbrellaella:
this is the true gen z experience
once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”
man and you were only six hours old