desktopmermaid:

Ever since I found out deep cut is essentially the equivalent of like podcasters it made me think of this video 

northern-punk-lad:

therestlessforest:

cottagecore vegans buying chickens bc tiktok told them chickens are cute and fluffee, then watching said chickens fucking obliterate any small mammal they see, and then getting upset about it has to be, hands down, some of the funniest shit in the world

besties, you bought fat velociraptors. and you’re going to have to come to terms with that

People always think chickens are cute and harmless until they see them attack as someone from a rural town you don’t fuck with chickens

chickens know theyre the descendants of the king of dinosaurs

only-tiktoks:

moonpaw:

I rarely ever unfollow blogs, so this past week has been… interesting

staffs-secret-blog:

Sorry tumblr’s being so laggy. I stepped on a rake which hit my face and then I slipped on a banana peel and poured my coffee on the servers

honeypumpkiin:

if you’re going to rejoin tumblr you first must go through

the perfume department

vampire-eros:

hbmmaster:

hbmmaster:

hbmmaster:

baba, tbh, and soweli are the same aminal I think

these are like siblings to me

it is like hieroglyphs

xxtc-96xx:

totally normal injury of course

xxtc-96xx:

that’ll hurt tomorrow

bloodytales:

This is legitimately the fucking funniest star wars post I have ever seen. Thank you for this.