every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY
imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”
“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”
“Don’t antagonize the fae.”
“I AM the fae, Susan.”
Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are.
“So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?”
“We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”
Like, this house is a beautiful big fuck you to homophobes, specifically the West Boro Baptist Church. Why?
It’s literally across the street from them.
It was bought, on purpose. Painted in rainbow, on purpose. How was it paid? By Aaron Jackson’s Planting Peace foundation.
They have hosted lemonade stands for LGBT fundraisers, had gay wedding ceremonies, etc. They are naturally targeted with anti-LGBT graffiti and worse but so far didn’t give a fuck.
BONUS:
They have a glorious next-door neighbor btw: Transgender House
How did that happen? Once per year, equality house gets painted in transexual colors for a week. One special person saw that and desired a permanent one.
An 8 year old trans girl did a fundraiser (online as well as with a local lemonade stand). And as we can see: the community agreed with her.
I’m op and I stole this meme from a friend for notes but this is actually super cool thank you
i got dubbed the lonely type again in mystery dungeon, but since i last played the original games, i’ve recovered a lot from past trauma. for other lonely types, remember that people love you. ❤︎
scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet
peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,
Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big
Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…
Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people
Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!
Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!
I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.
Sam: Barnes is gonna make an awesome Chewbacca.
Bucky: -.-
Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit:
Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon?
Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): That’s no moon!
The most baffling part of the Avatar fandom is that Korra can literally
Be forcibly restrained and poisoned:
Suffocate:
Break her legs:
Possibly die for a minute (or, at the very least, become comatose):
Use a wheelchair:
Be sent away for healing:
Have a complete mental/emotional breakdown:
Go through physical therapy:
And become repeatedly triggered via PTSD:
And still fans are like:
What the fuck is wrong with people.
I mean, people also claimed Toph wasn’t disabled, so I’m not surprised. (Very annoyed, but not surprised.) We have very specific mold for stories involving disability, and especially disabled main characters, and stories that don’t fit that mold tend to go right over people’s heads.
And I object to the assertion that omnivores fart more. My former housemate could clear the goddamn neighbourhood after she went vegan. It was like sharing a living space with a skunk with an anxiety disorder.
And also I’m aware that that’s all anecdotal but fuck it, I still scienced harder than PETA did when they pulled this campaign out of their buttholes.
I’m pretty sure it’s well-established that vegetarians at least fart more due to it being more difficult to digest plant matter
there’s also the fact that its impossible for people’s farts to be contributing more than the giant unregulated factories spewing pollution into the air
To be fair, a meat eater would also be responsible for the farts of all the animals raised to feed them as wel I would assume. That said, Fuck PETA.
PETA fart shaming the meat eaters, while sniffing their own butts to get high.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
