pumpkinleif:

disco-garudyne:

Naughty Dog abandoned their tradition. First they make 3 main games, then the 4th is kart racer. Crash 1-3 then Team Racing, Jak 1-3 then Jak X but now it’s Uncharted 1-3 and not 4. Where’s my Uncharted kart racer? Where’s Unkarted?

At this rate we’ll never get The Fast of Us. :(

dlm4:

prokopetz:

theroseandthebeast:

brucewnaye:

Batman (1989) dir. Tim Burton

#i’m so much looking forward to this chaotic sort of energy coming back to batman with pattinson #the ‘genuinely not sure if he’s joking or not’ bruce wayne energy #like is he gotham’s biggest himbo? is he making a self-aware joke as a social ice-breaker as a kindness to vicky vale? #has he actually never noticed this room in his own house before? #surprise HE’S PLAYING ALL THREE #the twitchy dead-eyed yet gentle friendly raccoon bruce wayne persona that redefines ‘more money than sense’ #is my favourite public bruce persona #all this bruce does is give away his money and pop up at charity galas at which he gives away his money #smile benignly from time to time and tell non-sequitur stories (in good faith!) #and no one can quite tell if he’s got an extremely sophisticated and oblique dead-pan humour or if he’s just dumb as a rock #he once spent an entire fundraising dinner fascinated by a novelty ship in a bottle #and when asked about it he says he’s going to try one full life size bc people could just walk through the opening to make the ship in parts #and someone asks the hostess in genuine earnest ‘is wayne really going to do that??’ #and she’s like ‘I DON’T FCKING KNOW ANYMORE GENUINELY YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE’ #batman 1989 #keep gotham weird (harrietvane)

ITS WHAT WE DESERVE

I’ve said it before, but: the real reason Batman and the Joker are opposite numbers is because the Joker is desperate for people to recognise his comedic genius, while Bruce Wayne – both as a civilian and as Batman – lives and dies by the fact that you can never tell whether he’s yanking your chain.

@blackkatmagic

transmemesatan:

listen just. totally independent of the “succ” joke. look at that person at the front. that puzzle piece is way too small you fucking asshole. send it back.

curiousobsession101:

red–thedragon:

sisterofiris:

awed-frog:

Today in ‘guess we didn’t learn anything as a species’, someone’s 3D-printed the throat of an Egyptian priest to see what his voice sounded like. The cute thing is that in doing so, they actually fulfilled his wish - as indicated on his sarcophagus. The less cute thing is do we want to accidentally raise a 5000-yo demon? Because that’s how you raise a 5000-yo demon.

Putting aside the joke that “it’s old and Egyptian therefore it must be evil”, this is amazing:

It is believed to be the first project of its kind to successfully recreate the voice of a dead person through artificial means. In the future, the researchers hope to use computer models to recreate full sentences in Nesyamun’s voice.

#please i’m begging you please realise how awesome this is#instead of making mummy jokes#yes it’s funny but this wasn’t an eeeevil demonic entity#this was a real human man who lived 3000 years ago#his name was nesyamun and he was a priest#a *person*#and now we can hear his voice

“Archaeology professor John Schofield, also of the University of York, told the BBC it was Nesyamun’s “express wish” to be heard in the afterlife, which was part of his religious belief system.

“It’s actually written on his coffin - it was what he wanted,” Prof Schofield said. “In a way, we’ve managed to make that wish come true.““

This is amazing!!! And mind-boggling! I just… wow!

pereio:

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

lesbian-dante:

fodsley:

Toby Fox woke up one morning and thought to himself “hmmm. I will become one of the most successful game developers on the planet” then he just did that.

you forgot to specify that he woke up in andrew hussie’s basement

I always see this “Andrew Hussie’s Basement” thing, but I want to know. Is this a joke about how he was doing a lot of Homestuck music or something, or was Toby Fox actually just living in Hussie’s basement?

This is from the official Undertale wiki, couldnt find the original posts tho. Also interesting how Hussie assumes everyone has the same naming process as him. “Oh yeah, i was homestuck i made homestuck. He was living under me he made undertale”

vinnie-cha:

Terrible goose for Smash pls Mr Sakurai;;; mostly to see the absolute destruction that Kirby is capable of with the goose’s powers 

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aeritus:

creepy ghosry aradia ye, sure

aeritus:

*evil anime laugh*

hygienequeen:

playgrounder:

colorfeels:

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL

MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?

Ive never laughed so hard at a post