catgirlwarrior:

thementalmuso:

adhd culture is plugging in your headphones ready to bOp and then two hours later realising you haven’t actually pressed play

Thanks for reminding me that I’m listening to silent headphones.

dearlesbian:

someone: what harry potter house are you :)

me: i’ve come to really not like harry potter, because of the way the majority of its fans behave as well as the bullshit jk rowling says and does and im not really comfortable identifying w/ the series anymore

also me: but like, hufflepuff

rosexknight:
“ mrs-stiltskin:
“ swarovskinipples:
“ quinndolyns:
“ pelkoja:
“this bitch has a house cleaner ????”
where the fuck is this dude living that they only have to pay $825 for rent. none of these bills make sense or reflect reality
”
what...

rosexknight:

mrs-stiltskin:

swarovskinipples:

quinndolyns:

pelkoja:

this bitch has a house cleaner ????

where the fuck is this dude living that they only have to pay $825 for rent. none of these bills make sense or reflect reality

what 25-year-old makes $100,000 a year

I’m 46 and don’t make 100k per year.

Okay so I can MAYBE KINDA buy that his phone bill is $40 if he doesn’t have a fancy plan or has a pre-paid phone. And I can buy maybe that his rent is $825 if he lives alone and isn’t in a good neighborhood or is in a college town or the boonies in an industrial area. But there is ZERO FUCKING WAY that house cleaning bill is $30 a month unless the cleaner is only doing one room or something. There’s also no way his internet is $20. This whole thing is fake af.

where the FUCK is utilities only195?

shencomix:

This one’s from Bluechair! http://bluechair-webtoon.com

nyanruto:

senkozi:

narutos idea of what a hot woman is

image

narutos idea of what a hot guy(s) is

image

it’s like with girls he had no idea so he imagined a girl version of himself and went with it but with guys he had so many ideas he just couldn’t pick the best one so he went with all of them and… I’m not saying he’s 100% gay but he certainly is not 100% straight either

positive-memes:
“Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.
”

positive-memes:

Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.

afallenwolf:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

malt-tango:

The delivery of these lines is better than anything else I’ve ever seen 

The Smartest Henchman Ever

As smart as that henchman from Batman

2019 patch notes

maxiesatanofficial:

  • the oblong american football is now the standard “ball” shape. spherical balls have been renamed “bounce orbs”
  • new natural disasters: “lunar storm,” “airquake,” and “nothing but flowers”
  • economy fixes:
    • removed an exploit that allowed defunct user accounts to pass on all their Savings to existing users, causing severe PVP stagnation
    • added a new auction house (Mecklington’s on Fifth)
    • nerfed Networking
  • added support for Esperanto
  • mammoths have been revamped and will be returning to the “Siberia” and “Yukon” regions
  • five new dungeons!

that last one is ominous because itimplies theres other dungeons that exist already

nightmargin:
“silent night….. hollow knight……
”

nightmargin:

silent night….. hollow knight……