outofcontextdnd:

Nice

Originally posted by aurorophobia

nerdynerdynerdynerd:

True friendship

me when my friends got me into critical role and i got to episode 26

beyoncescock:

malfvoys:

malfvoys:

hands down the best twitter story ever

bonus

“PRAY FOR MY HUSBAND FOR MARRYING MY DUMB ASS”

weaver-z:

How to draw an anatomically accurate man—tips for artists!

1. Draw a chicken.
2. Erase the feathers from the chicken.
3. Behold. A man.

chaosticloki:

I would 100% do this tbh

vampireapologist:

vampire-crimson:

vampireapologist:

I am to vampires what that cup of tea you made five hours ago to drink and then forgot about is to humans

An “oh shit not again” moment

they say this as they spot me sitting on their couch where they left me last, ordering Pride & Prejudice on their amazon prime

rosexknight:

dragon-in-a-fez:

farorescourage:

silversoulwithlove:

drst:

gween-slayfani:

cloudfreed:

chubphlosion:

biscuitsarenice:

She Came Prepared
The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.

She came for him

“well maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shit”

I CANNOT

Heroines.

Iconic

that explains why his generation is working so hard to destroy the fucking planet

that head nod/eyebrow tilt combo in the last gif is the single most lethal fucking thing I have ever seen in my life

Just because I always hear the argument “Well their parents should pach healthy food!!” There is a super great breakdown of the average cost of school lunch vs bought lunch here and it is amazing!!

School lunch is easier and cheaper. Just take some of that budget you use out of sports and get some better fucking food.

gallusrostromegalus:

caecilius-est-pater:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

since homestuck contains elements of both the iliad (fated war with effectively divine intervention) and the odyssey (journey to find home) and contains a lot of traditional epic qualities (e.g. long speeches, monsters and other supernatural entities, cthonic journey and rebirth, elements of oral tradition), does this mean that homestuck is the modern day aeneid

h.

homerstuck

I regret to inform you that if Homestuck is the Aeneid (which it is) then SBAHJ is the shield of Aeneas ekphrasis segment

(artist’s depiction, 2018, colorized)

@theshitpostcalligrapher

@mazarinedrake

@ every other Homestuck lurking in my followers

A special gift for you

banishedquasiroyal:

teen mom squeaky clean mom…karkako’s mom

krispyklean:

dashielvlup:

Dashie feels the wrath of Wii Sports’ world famous Matt (aka Steve)