siraranispleased:

feynites:

only-ten-percent-clever:

arkhamkjay:

feynites:

Seeing John Mulaney do his ‘Robot Test’ bit has given me a strong desire to see him play a live action Riddler.

But not like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Like, let’s make a John Mulaney version of Edward Nigma. Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’. And now supposedly he’s committed to killing Batman but he doesn’t actually want to be the cause of a man’s death so he just obfuscates things with ‘clues’ and ‘riddles’ and ‘battles of wits’ until Batman inevitably defeats him and he’s just like ‘oh thank god please don’t hit me’.

Batman’s like ‘you need help Nigma’ and he’s just like ‘yeah that’s fair, I should probably look into seeing somebody at this point, I became a supervillain because of social anxiety and that might just be a red flag you know?’

@mrsmosby-wannabe

“Hey, Batman, think you’ve seen everything, huh? Well, figure out how to deal with this! You know Gotham General Hospital? Yeah? Well you’ll never guess what I let loose in there!”

“Riddle me this, what has four hooves and presents a massive health and safety violation?”

“I see you there, Batman. And I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.”

*holds catwoman hostage*
“You want her? go get her!”
*throws her off off a bridge* “street smarts!”

ajtheslayer:

rogers-flowered-blazer:

what-do-the-stars-hide:

roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg:

voidbat:

i-cant-i-have-rehearsal:

lipstickmystic:

amx004qubeley:

freddiebicury:

the pitch of someone’s voice is not an indicator of their gender, goodbye

yeah it is, dummy. everyone knows theres only 4 genders, alto, tenor, soprano, and bass.

please stop baritone erasure

#mezzosporanosmatter

freddie mercury: confirmed for gender overlord.

I’ve seen that picture a lot of times and still gives me chills

I don’t actually know any shit about music but this looks like some wild shit

thank you freddie for being freddie

I know some shit about vocal ranges and this is indeed some wild shit my friend

That’s 4 octaves and absolutely none of it was falsetto Freddie Mercury was a god amongst us!

music was invented by freddy mercury after apollo decided he wanted to be a human for a couple decades

homo-nerd-grizz:

theconcealedweapon:

I’ve been saying for a while that Republicans are okay with the existence of billionaires because they have no concept of what a billion is.

This photo is proof. They’re completely unaware of the fact that there are 1,000 millions in a billion.

Halfway omfgjhgfdsasdfgjkldhk

television-ghost:

neproxrezi:

oh hey it rendered

teamasseaters:

“torchics can be four legged if ur not a fucking pussy”
-kira, probably

toonasaurus:

charlesoberonn:

All fictional creatures’ behaviors should be modeled after cats.

Dragons? Scaly cats.

Demons? Infernal cats.

Elves? Talking cats.

the elf party member knocks your water off the table and calls you a bitch when you dont feed him at 3 in the morning

galactaknight:

entonkagutsuchi:

Kakashi is a real one😂

taako-waititi:

annehackaway:

whatdoyoumeantheresonly3episodes:

there’s nothing better than griffin mcelroy completely apathetically and deadpan doing a bit while his brothers literally choke on their breath screaming with laughter in the background

oh sorry sorry but this is FALSE—patently FALSE—information because i’m pretty sure what’s better is Justin struggling to get through what is probably not even a very good bit while his brothers shout over him and also each other in the background

what’s REALLY good is when Travis and Griffin are deadpan bouncing back and forth with a bit while you can hear Justin animorphing into a whistling teakettle in the background

princeofmagick:

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