Silver Tongue
kounyoukai:
“Took me over 800 hordes…but i finally got a ball of pink fluff
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kounyoukai:

Took me over 800 hordes…but i finally got a ball of pink fluff

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

people who invalidate thick line art are cowards

I’m trying to post my drawings but my line art is dummy thicc and the scratch of my tablet pen keeps alerting all the art snobs

jeromerp:

huntersonthewing:

askfordoodles:

littlemissbloo:

whitmerule:

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

birbs just wanna have fun

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

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‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

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Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

These birds are the best thing on earth

moonlandingwasfaked:
“ waddledees:
“im not going to post the context
”
i think the context is you drew night at the museum characters naked
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moonlandingwasfaked:

waddledees:

im not going to post the context

i think the context is you drew night at the museum characters naked

squid-eevee:
“you don’t understand how long this took to make.
”

squid-eevee:

you don’t understand how long this took to make.

jenlog:
“ gahdamnpunk:
“Is this a Key and Peele sketch? This country is unreal
”
infinite money glitch
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jenlog:

gahdamnpunk:

Is this a Key and Peele sketch? This country is unreal

infinite money glitch