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emophilips:

“The Artist At Sea” from Frankendoodle

this is literally the most unprepared motherfucker i have ever laid my eyes on and i completely and wholeheartedly relate

midnightbrightside:

im right

graythaumaturgy:

Don’t You Love When News Corporations Imply Not Wanting To Be Consumed By Your Job Is A Fad

minerva-is-a-robot:

figmentforms-the-human:

kaijuno:

It seems tumblr blurred their own IHOP ad because the stack of pancakes looked like a dick

I just love this chaos

is that fucking why

coolman229:

fungalnetw0rk:

eroticlizardfiction:

2020 has been the wildest year and it’s still January

• Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup
• Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals
• The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening
• Mr. Peanut died???
• Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy
• Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans
• Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn’t win an Oscar (he wasn’t even nominated so looking forward to that)
• Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina
• The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series
• Grimes announced that she’s pregnant with Elon Musk’s baby
• Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards
• Kat Von D sold her makeup company
• Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson
• Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally
• Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text

i would like to add on to this because 

• Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts
• Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie
• Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic 
• the impeachment trial began in the Senate
• the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again
• the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight
• after Gwyneth’s vag candles sold out it was announced she’s getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop

demilypyro:

Why was it called *revenge* of the sith, what were they taking revenge for, explain george

the jedi had committed genocide on the sith

hayleyolivia:

wizardpotions:

I wonder if multilingual dnd characters work like multilingual people irl

Character 1: hey can you pass me the (demonic screeching)

Character 2: (visibly disturbed)

Character 1: (takes mundane object out of character 2s hands) sorry I forgot the word for it in common…

This made me laugh really hard. It deserved a comic. 😆

to be fair, it wouldnt be surprising to learn the infernal word for salt summons lightning angrily considering its effects on demons

master-bison:

This feels like the polar opposite to that QUALITY cabbage animation.