powerbottombrucespringsteen:

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

I really hope that whoever managed to convince Disney that kids fucking LOVE photorealistic animation and will only watch an animated movie about sea creatures if said sea creatures actually look like real fish is laughing their fucking ass off right now

Kids LOVE when the beautiful singing mermaid’s animal sidekicks look like they should be dead with their eyes open at a supermarket deli

realspacejunk:

A Riolu Adventurer

zigzagzoom94:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

@grand-magnificent

stele3:

only-tiktoks:

Oh look, it’s entirely possible for a cisgender comedian to crack jokes about transgender people without being transphobic.

teeterarting:

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon AU: Purple Rescue Team

speakingintongues1983mp3download:

oldwomanyaoi:

oldwomanyaoi:

do you think love can bloom between a guy who looks like O_O and another guy who looks like =_=

this post broke containment just know they 👇 invented love blooming between O_O and =_= on the battlefield in 1998

ankle-beez:

fruitymarcy:

Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…

for context’s sake: this is from JBVO, a show hosted by Johnny Bravo where you could call in and request your favorite episode of a CN show and Johnny would play it for you. for the most part it worked out pretty smoothly since at the time cn’s shows mostly had an average episode length of 7 to 11 minutes.

but one day a viewer requested that they play their favorite episode of dragon ball z, a show with 23-minute long episodes. due to time constraints with both dbz AND jbvo they had to work a compromise: a sped up version of the requested dbz episode played with johnny narrating over it so people understood what’s going on

deluxetrashqueen:

deluxetrashqueen:

runela9:

ophanimcowboys:

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear

Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.

By Talos, this can’t be happening.

capacity:

ovenroastedtwerkey:

rantsofalib:

Word to the wise y’all. Don’t wear a butt plug to your MRI

Don’t wear a chastity device to one either. Even if it’s a silicone/resin cage, the locking mechanism is still metal, it WILL try to yank that thang asunder. The GOODEST boys are the ones who DON’T risk damaging their body and a $1.2million machine.

There’s no way on earth anyone has to be told this I’m hallucinating this post there’s just no way